I don’t usually do these but you said you don’t always get how this board works! I just thought I would say way to go to 500 posts!
Here is to wise words and good humour.
Whiskey sours all around.
I was just thinking that the board seemed kinda dead lately and could use a party, but I didn’t know what to party about. I sure wasn’t gonna throw one for myself. Congrats Wanderer, enjoy the drinks.
So when does Nika give us all lap dances?
I am working on getting a good strip routine together. I am hopping tigress and falcon will join in, and anyone else who’s interested…
Come on girls!
In the meantime, here is a little something to get you through.
Nika slowly removes her… and wraps a leg around…
I’m running a lowflyer here.
Happy traveling!
Gosh Nika thanks. I didn’t realize I had traveled so far. Maybe I got some free miles from one of my rental car companies. 
Party fixin’s include jugo de manzana and guanabana from Chile, fresh squeezed orange juice and mangos from Florida, Nathan’s hot dogs from Coney Island and chicken fried steak from Lonestar Cafe in Austin.
Hey!!! You can’t just elipse through the good parts!
Sheesh, what a gyp!
:: goes to reclaim my dollar from Nika’s panties ::
Man - yet another poster I barely recognize hitting a milestone.
::Throwing confetti:: Congratulations!! I’ll skip the lap dance, but would you like a nice celebratory kiss?
::smack::
[aside] I noticed in one of the threads you mentioned you lived in Manchaca, TX for a while. I have some relatives who live there - did you meet any Hammack’s while you were there? If you did, please don’t hold it against me. [/aside]
The reason you missed the good parts was because you only donated a dollar. I mean, I am worth A LOT more than that. sheesh.