# Wanderlust; I don't want to sound like a perv, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438 "2012-02-20T17:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/1 "2012-02-20T17:47:57Z")
I would probably go see this movie just for a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s breasts. I think she’s beautiful, and has a nice body. I don’t mind male nudity at all, and I wish women would feel the same about seeing Paul Rudd naked, so I would feel like less of a sleaze. I’m NOT the type of guy that would go to the movies just to see some nudity, but I guess Aniston’s the exception. I won’t be seeing this movie now that I know she wont be naked, unless it gets great reviews. Please everyone, (especially women), don’t hold it against me. She’s just so fine. I know guys who rent movies based on how much nudity there is… and I tend to look down on those men. It’s just that I’ve \*always \*wanted to see her naked. and she \*never \*is, (as far as I know). I don’t care that the movie will probably show plenty of nude women… I just want to see her nude. I doubt this movie will do well from what I’ve heard. If she \*\*was \*\*nude, then, I’m sure, a lot more people would go to see it. I just never thought I was one of ‘those’ guys. I LIKE Aniston as an actress, and as a person. I’ve felt bad for her before because of her real life relationship problems, (not that I read tabloid mags… but there’s some “news” you just can’t escape). I really hope she gets good work in the future. And I RESPECT her if she doesn’t want to go topless. I just wish she found more roles that I would be interested in. I loved her part in **The Good Girl**. I want to see her do more dramatic work. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/2 "2012-02-20T20:29:20Z")
Wanting to see Jennifer Aniston naked doesn’t make you a sleaze. It makes you a straight male. Now, if the only reason you ever wanted to see any movie was nekkid wimmin, then _that_ would make you a sleaze. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/3 "2012-02-20T23:14:41Z")
There’s lots of good reasons to see a movie: good acting, good story, good dialogue, good jokes, good visuals. Seeing attractive naked people is as good a reason as any. It’s not a problem unless that’s the only reason you ever go to see a movie. I’ll admit it; the main reason I watched _Swordfish_ was to see Halle Berry’s breasts. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/4 "2012-02-20T23:17:05Z")
I’m seeing Wanderlust because I’m a David Wain fan and everything he does makes me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/5 "2012-02-21T04:09:48Z")
There’s a chance to see Jennifer Aniston’s breasts? I’m there! ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/6 "2012-02-21T14:01:08Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > There’s a chance to see Jennifer Aniston’s breasts? I’m there! Apparently she’s not ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/7 "2012-02-21T14:05:09Z")
Huh. I’m a girl and I watch a movie for comedy, action, visuals, plot, whatever, but sure I’ll watch a movie if there’s a hint an actor I like is naked. I watched the Tomb Raider movie just to see Daniel Craig (mostly) naked. (Well, that movie kind of sucked anyway. I’m still not sure what the plot was.) ---
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/8 "2012-02-21T14:58:03Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > Please everyone, (especially women), don’t hold it against me. She’s just so fine. Er, not quite my cup of tea. And, ashamed and somewhat amazed to admit that I know this, and not going to post an NSFW link, but AFAIK she has appeared topless once and only once. If one were to Google her name with “break up topless” after it, and SafeSearch off, one could satisfy one’s curiosity. It’s eh but that’s just MHO. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/9 "2012-02-21T15:51:13Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > …(Well, that movie kind of sucked anyway. I’m still not sure what the plot was.) Angelina Jolie’s breasts in tight outfits bouncing around athletically while holding guns… and something about her dad. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/10 "2012-02-21T16:06:21Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Angelina Jolie’s breasts in tight outfits bouncing around athletically while holding guns… > > and something about her dad. Yeah pretty much. I remember it as “the movie where Craig gets naked behind a table”. Sad. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/11 "2012-02-21T16:09:59Z")
I will pay good money to see a movie with Jennifer’s naked breasts. There does not need to be any plot or music…or other actors. 5 good minutes and I will consider it money well spent. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/12 "2012-02-21T16:37:22Z")
I like Wain and hope to see this one soon, but you all know there’s a thing called Internet out there, right? From what I understand, when you’re on Internet, you don’t have to pay money and sit for an hour and a half just for a glimpse of a boob, they actually throw themselves at you, almost as if they want to be seen. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/13 "2012-02-21T19:51:35Z")
> [@Huerta88](#): > > Er, not quite my cup of tea. > > And, ashamed and somewhat amazed to admit that I know this, and not going to post an NSFW link, but AFAIK she has appeared topless once and only once. If one were to Google her name with “break up topless” after it, and SafeSearch off, one could satisfy one’s curiosity. It’s eh but that’s just MHO. Hmm… I’ll be damned. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/14 "2012-02-21T20:33:07Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I would probably go see this movie just for a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s breasts. I think she’s beautiful, and has a nice body. I don’t mind male nudity at all, and I wish women would feel the same about seeing Paul Rudd naked, so I would feel like less of a sleaze. I’m NOT the type of guy that would go to the movies just to see some nudity, but I guess Aniston’s the exception. > > I won’t be seeing this movie now that I know she wont be naked, unless it gets great reviews. > > Please everyone, (especially women), don’t hold it against me. She’s just so fine. > > I know guys who rent movies based on how much nudity there is… and I tend to look down on those men. It’s just that I’ve \*always \*wanted to see her naked. and she \*never \*is, (as far as I know). > > I don’t care that the movie will probably show plenty of nude women… I just want to see her nude. I doubt this movie will do well from what I’ve heard. If she \*\*was \*\*nude, then, I’m sure, a lot more people would go to see it. > > I just never thought I was one of ‘those’ guys. > > I LIKE Aniston as an actress, and as a person. I’ve felt bad for her before because of her real life relationship problems, (not that I read tabloid mags… but there’s some “news” you just can’t escape). I really hope she gets good work in the future. And I RESPECT her if she doesn’t want to go topless. I just wish she found more roles that I would be interested in. I loved her part in **The Good Girl**. I want to see her do more dramatic work. She was naked in \*\*The Break-Up, \*\*but you don’t really see much, as the shot was kind of blurry. ---
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/15 "2012-02-21T20:54:37Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > She was naked in \*\*The Break-Up, \*\*but you don’t really see much, as the shot was kind of blurry. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14795971&postcount=8](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14795971&postcount=8) You see as much as you need to . . . . ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/16 "2012-02-21T22:28:44Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > I will pay good money to see a movie with Jennifer’s naked breasts. There does not need to be any plot or music…or other actors. 5 good minutes and I will consider it money well spent. It’s a good thing you don’t consider a plot to be important, since the majority of Jennifer Aniston’s movies have terrible ones. I don’t know if the issue is a lack of good roles for women her age, or if she just doesn’t want to branch out from awful rom-coms. But I agree with the OP that she needs to do more dramatic roles. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/17 "2012-02-22T01:30:14Z")
There are conflicting reports as to whether it’s actually in the movie. Some say she demanded that they be cut. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/18 "2012-02-22T01:53:19Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > There are conflicting reports as to whether it’s actually in the movie. Some say she demanded that they be cut. What is she, some kind of masochist?? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/19 "2012-02-22T02:43:28Z")
> [@SaharaTea](#): > > I don’t know if the issue is a lack of good roles for women her age, or if she just doesn’t want to branch out from awful rom-coms. But I agree with the OP that she needs to do more dramatic roles. She has tried to stretch in a few movies like _The Good Girl_, _Derailed_, and _Horrible Bosses_. But her audience seems to want her in romantic comedies. ---
**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438/20 "2012-02-23T13:14:22Z")
About five years ago I saw a clip that was emailed to a friend where she is walking on a sand dune with only cutoff jeans and tennis shoes on. I wish I could find that clip again. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanderlust-i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-perv-but/613438.md?page=2)