# Wanna be a Bond girl? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781 "2000-06-18T15:39:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/1 "2000-06-18T15:39:19Z")
Then go here: [http://www.dvd.com/stories/play.bondgirls](http://www.dvd.com/stories/play.bondgirls) then type your name. It will tell you what your name will be should you be so inclined to be in a James bond movie. My name is Nora Lation-Ship. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/2 "2000-06-18T22:56:37Z")
Cool site - Try this link instead, though: [http://www.dvd.com/stories/play/BondGirls/](http://www.dvd.com/stories/play/BondGirls/) Mine was ā€œSlappy Goodtimeā€ ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/3 "2000-06-18T22:59:03Z")
Kay F. Iwatch Oh, dearā€¦ :o Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/4 "2000-06-18T23:17:15Z")
Testa U. Melons How weirdā€¦I was just testing melons (html-wise) over in the [You asked for it, Byz](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27929) thread. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/5 "2000-06-18T23:42:21Z")
My bond girl name is Ida Dunner. Thatā€™s kinda dumb. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/6 "2000-06-18T23:46:23Z")
Iā€™m Racy Linensā€¦ I was hoping for something more, well, more racy. Ah, well. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/7 "2000-06-18T23:50:32Z")
Em Ihotorwhat. Yep. ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/8 "2000-06-18T23:54:23Z")
Drat! This thread is _nothing_ like I thought it would be from the title. Does this mean I canā€™t pre-screen the applicants? ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/9 "2000-06-19T04:38:39Z")
Casta Spellonmi. I think itā€™s pretty cool. It would work better if I looked like Sophia Loren, though. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/10 "2000-06-19T04:42:03Z")
May I. Rideyou. Hm. Not so sure about that. I mean, itā€™s kinda neat, but then again, itā€™s something that Iā€™d just never actually bother to _ask._ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/11 "2000-06-19T05:26:25Z")
Connie Getitup ---
**Author:** ![hightechburrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@hightechburrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hightechburrito)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/12 "2000-06-19T05:29:28Z")
Iā€™m a guy but I still like what it spit out for me: May I. Rideyou ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/13 "2000-06-19T05:34:52Z")
Well I got Cy Kotic. Do I still get to hang with the girls? ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/14 "2000-06-19T05:44:45Z")
Iā€™m She Who Likes to Suck Cock. Thatā€™s not really very funny at all. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/15 "2000-06-19T13:11:58Z")
ā€œBuck Lykafunny.ā€ Hmmm. My ā€œhooker name,ā€ Tiki Greentree, is actually a much better Bond Girl name. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/16 "2000-06-19T13:15:31Z")
Kisme Everywhere Ehā€¦itā€™s OK. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/17 "2000-06-19T13:16:48Z")
Iā€™m a guy, but I love Bond movies, and I figure thisā€™ll be the closest I get to being in one. My name is Caesar Ihardlynoher. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/18 "2000-06-19T16:38:44Z")
Hmm. Mrs. Kunilou came out as Buck Lykafunny, too. Eve, are you my wife posting under another pseudonym. My daughter came out Olga Andwysah. Not that good. ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/19 "2000-06-19T17:59:34Z")
Mine is Dumie Upright. I kinda like it. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781/20 "2000-06-19T18:02:53Z")
Annie Position - Not too bad. Just the right amount of slutishness (is that a word?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-be-a-bond-girl/22781.md?page=2)