# Wanna help me name my fledgling business? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 1, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936 "2018-02-01T05:28:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/21 "2018-02-01T19:59:37Z")
Rats Amore. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/22 "2018-02-01T20:44:02Z")
I vote for Meals on Squeals. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/23 "2018-02-01T21:11:52Z")
‘Hitler’s Gay Sex Dungeon’ It’ll grab attention ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/24 "2018-02-01T21:34:47Z")
I saw a movie once about “Nick Danger, Third Eye: America’s Only Private Detective.” I remember nothing about it except a jingle for a fast food restaurant: “Rat in a Box/We fry what you won’t touch…” So you probably can’t use Rat in a Box. I like “Mice a Roni”, as suggested by Doctor Jackson. Maybe you could add “The Snake Francisco Squeak” to a jingle about it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/25 "2018-02-01T21:42:47Z")
Fledgling business? Those are _rats_! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/26 "2018-02-01T21:53:40Z")
Rat-Out-To-Ya, if you will be shipping them. Monty’s Python Food. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/27 "2018-02-01T23:42:29Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > MASF Multimammates (MASF pronounced like Massive. Americans are drawn to big portions.) > > MASF Morsels MASF Attack ---
**Author:** ![KMS94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ad7895/32.png) [@KMS94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KMS94)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/28 "2018-02-02T00:56:03Z")
“Rat Salad” is a Black Sabbath instrumental, from their Paranoid album. Perhaps you could use it as an advertising jingle as well. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/29 "2018-02-02T01:02:25Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > ‘Hitler’s Gay Sex Dungeon’ > > It’ll grab attention That would be an excellent name for a band. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Zox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Mr\_Zox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Zox)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/30 "2018-02-02T03:25:22Z")
From the name of the thread, I thought you would be selling fledglings. Had a bunch of names for that. Oh well… I think “Snake Stuffers” would be good, if you wanted the suggestive touch. If not, why not use the initials ASF: Agreeable Snake Food, or Assurance Snake Food. If the usually used initials are ASFR, justs tack “Resources” onto the end of either of those. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/31 "2018-02-02T04:08:07Z")
It occurs to me that a significant fraction of your target market will recognize the text-speak acronym “AF,” which stands for “As Fuck” (Cool AF, Crazy AF, Petty AF, etc.) With that in mind, for your consideration: “Delicious ASF\*\*\* food-grade\* Rats” \*(if you’re a snake) ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/32 "2018-02-02T13:30:04Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > ‘Hitler’s Gay Sex Dungeon’ > > It’ll grab attention Well, that was an interesting username/post combo! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/33 "2018-02-02T13:34:22Z")
[Rat Cake, Rat Pudding, Rat Sorbet, or Strawberry Tart](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode29.htm). Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/34 "2018-02-02T15:21:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Fledgling business? Those are _rats_! > > 😃 But flashing back on an old Chilly Willy cartoon --------- Daz pract-tic-cully chickens. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/35 "2018-02-02T19:17:29Z")
Whole Rats [amasfon.com](http://amasfon.com) AS iF! ASFs ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/36 "2018-02-02T23:44:50Z")
_You got Balls? I got Rats!_ ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/37 "2018-02-08T07:57:18Z")
I think I would go with McMultimammates. I bet that you’d get a really, really amusing letter from Ronald and his lawyers! It’s kind of fun to imagine the low-level associate who can’t believe he bothered to go to goddamn law school so he could type up a letter asking someone to change the name of their weird rat business. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/38 "2018-02-08T11:44:53Z")
Rats All Folks! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/39 "2018-02-08T12:12:04Z")
Rat Onna Stick ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-help-me-name-my-fledgling-business/807936/40 "2018-02-08T12:17:48Z")
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