# Wanna name my wine group? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224 "2005-06-21T17:24:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/1 "2005-06-21T17:24:50Z")
Simple enough question…and thought you guys may have a good time coming up with some interesting names. I can only submit one name for the official vote though–the hostess/organizer is a tad on the strict side. But I’ll bring all the good ones to share with the group anyway–for I am a tad on the not-so-strict-side 😛 Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/2 "2005-06-21T17:30:05Z")
I don’t _wanna_ spit! or IDWS for short. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/3 "2005-06-21T17:31:19Z")
Onanphiles Sippermen Pinot Gallery Sin Fan Belles (if it’s women) ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/4 "2005-06-21T17:32:24Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > I don’t _wanna_ spit! > > or IDWS for short. Spit or Swallows ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/5 "2005-06-21T17:33:27Z")
Pretentious Drunks Winos Unlimited ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/6 "2005-06-21T17:36:47Z")
There’s Purple On My Hooter ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/7 "2005-06-21T17:40:43Z")
The Oenomaniacs ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/8 "2005-06-21T17:41:37Z")
Veni, Vidi, Vino" (I came, I saw, I got drunk) I believe this is the motto of most Dopers, and a mandatory bylaw for mods. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/9 "2005-06-21T17:44:50Z")
Veritas (as in, “in vino…”) ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/10 "2005-06-21T17:44:56Z")
Well, seeing as we’ve already plunged into the gutter, I don’t think you can do better than [cork-suckers.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322026) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/11 "2005-06-21T17:45:02Z")
Grapers of Wrath The Grapists The Wi-yes Club (I’m not a wino, I’m a Wi-Yes!) The Thin Blue Vine The Chardonnay-Sayers ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/12 "2005-06-21T17:46:41Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Pretentious Drunks 😛 I’ll nominate: The Blood Of Christ, The Group From Heaven Mad Dogs & 20 Englishmen Liver & Fafa Beans Unlimited Boone’s Farmer’s We’re Not Whining The Night Train Express The Bartles & James Gang The Long, Tall, Short, Round, Crazy ones Put A Cork In It No Straws? ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/13 "2005-06-21T17:52:36Z")
> [@sj2](#): > > …the hostess/organizer is a tad on the strict side… Hmm, how about the Vine Yard Republic ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/14 "2005-06-21T18:31:51Z")
I’m on moet Rose coloured glasses The Winers Last Orders Intoxicating Beau Jollies (as in Beujolais) Alluring Fruit Strange Fruit It’s vintage, darling Wine, women and song Suave-ignon Savvy-gnon Fill 'er up Sparkling Wit ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/15 "2005-06-21T19:05:44Z")
The Blue Nuns. The Screw Offs. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/16 "2005-06-21T19:28:20Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > Hmm, how about the Vine Yard Republic Brilliant, although perhaps a bit premature. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/17 "2005-06-21T20:05:42Z")
Corkmasters. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/18 "2005-06-21T20:14:02Z")
Sip, Spit, Repeat NFM The Educated Palates The Sour Grape Gang ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/19 "2005-06-21T20:17:34Z")
\*\*The Magoo/Howell Report The Wine Snobs The Snobs The Grape Bunch The Exaltation of Larks The Taste Pilots Grape Expectorations Sauterne’s Rings The Marilyn Merlot Experience Sauvignon a Place The Vinyard Slugs\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-name-my-wine-group/309224/20 "2005-06-21T20:19:53Z")
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