# "Wanna put some stinky on my pinky?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913 "2004-06-17T19:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/1 "2004-06-17T19:57:45Z")
This is what my BIL used to say to my SIL when he was feeling _romantic._ An old boyfriend once told me that if he ever decided to settle down and get married, he’d still want to keep me around for the kinky stuff. :rolleyes: What’s the most non romantic thing you’ve heard/said. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/2 "2004-06-17T20:13:23Z")
“Let’s get married now, rather than waiting a year like we planned. We’ll get a tax break that way.” **HillbillyQueen,** I’ve seen the pictures. It may not necessarily be the most romantic thing ever said, but I have to admit a certain logic to keeping you around for the kinky stuff… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/3 "2004-06-17T20:23:27Z")
**Hillbilly queen** … your brother in law and his sister used to get romantic? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/4 "2004-06-17T20:40:34Z")
I once sat within earshot of a couple that had just met at a bar. Things seemed to be going swimmingly for a few hours, they would talk, laugh, have some drinks, etc. At the end of the night, I swear he said to her “I got too much respect for you to ask you for a blow job. Can I just bang you?” :smack: :smack: :smack: He got neither. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/5 "2004-06-17T20:41:58Z")
:smack: Let me clarify. Brother in law and sister in law are married, _not_ brother and sister. Thanks **Ethilrist** , that’s sweet… kind of. ---
**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/6 "2004-06-17T20:54:14Z")
I’ve been told that an acquaintance of mine is fond of the line, “hey, why don’t we find somewhere to be alone, so you can suck my dick?” I’ve also been told that it has worked on more than one occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/7 "2004-06-17T21:22:12Z")
Well, nothing in particular, but my wife just _loves_ it (okay, not really) when I turn mundane conversational phrases into something nasty. “Damn, I just dropped my ham sandwich.” “Yeah? Later on, maybe you can drop _my_ ham sandwich.” or “Hey, honey, come see what the secret ingredient is on Iron Chef. Then after the baby’s asleep, I’ll show you _my_ secret ingredient.” P.S., it never works. ---
**Author:** ![alphaFemale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecb155/32.png) [@alphaFemale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaFemale)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/8 "2004-06-17T23:42:40Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > “Damn, I just dropped my ham sandwich.” > > “Yeah? Later on, maybe you can drop _my_ ham sandwich.” i _love_ doing that. but all i get is rolled eyes. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/9 "2004-06-17T23:47:20Z")
“Come on baby, drink my children.” Only heard it used in a story about someone else asking a woman for a blowjob, but it seemed just a shade unromantic to me. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/10 "2004-06-17T23:58:11Z")
I was standing in line at a crowded McDonald’s. A middle-aged bus drive (he was wearing the uniform) was in line next to me, but the lines were not well defined because it was so crowded. His line wound up spilling over into my line, and he bumped into me. He turned halfway around to look at me, and said, “Sorry for buttin’ into you.” Then he did a double-take and said, “Not that I’d \*mind \* buttin’ ya.” Then we had sex right there on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/11 "2004-06-18T00:01:45Z")
Said to me one night: “Brace yourself” I had one ex that instead of trying to “warm” things up, would just grab my hand, slide it down his pants and say “My dicks hard. Wanna have sex?” After about a year of this I finally answered him one day with “Sure why not, I’ve got 3 minutes to spare.” 😃 alright, alright…after getting nekkid it was probably more like 7 minutes…but thats stretching it. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/12 "2004-06-18T00:12:57Z")
Here’s one I thought of a couple days ago. “You know, there’s no part of my body that I wouldn’t put into any part of your body.” The DEFINITION of “romantic”! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/13 "2004-06-18T00:48:37Z")
A friend of mine, on seeing a beautiful woman walking down the street, remarked to me “Damn, I’d like to get up in her guts.” I can only assume he has sense enough not to use this phrase around any actual women. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/14 "2004-06-18T01:09:25Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > A friend of mine, on seeing a beautiful woman walking down the street, remarked to me “Damn, I’d like to get up in her guts.” Goodness. All of a sudden my friend who was fond of “Man, I can just _see_ myself intrudin’ on _that_ shit!” seems a tiny bit more suave 🙂 . > [@Siddhartha Vicious](#): > > “Come on baby, drink my children.” This is now officially The Creepiest Thing I Have Heard This Week. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/15 "2004-06-18T01:13:43Z")
Hey…have you got someplace I can plug this in? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/16 "2004-06-18T02:20:06Z")
“Look, I’m tired of playing games, you’re tired of playing games…let’s have anal.” ---
**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/17 "2004-06-18T02:39:14Z")
> [@Gundy](#): > > I was standing in line at a crowded McDonald’s. A middle-aged bus drive (he was wearing the uniform) was in line next to me, but the lines were not well defined because it was so crowded. His line wound up spilling over into my line, and he bumped into me. He turned halfway around to look at me, and said, “Sorry for buttin’ into you.” Then he did a double-take and said, “Not that I’d \*mind \* buttin’ ya.” > > Then we had sex right there on the floor. ::madly scribbles note for next Chicago trip:: ::makes plans to spend $135 elsewhere:: ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/18 "2004-06-18T04:12:54Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > :smack: Let me clarify. Brother in law and sister in law are married, _not_ brother and sister. Um, so your brother married a woman (your sister in law), your sister married a man (your brother in law), all for of them got divorsed, and then your SIL married your BIL? and I try so hard not to think these things of “hillbillies”… -lv ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/19 "2004-06-18T04:31:08Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > Well, nothing in particular, but my wife just _loves_ it (okay, not really) when I turn mundane conversational phrases into something nasty. > > “Damn, I just dropped my ham sandwich.” > > “Yeah? Later on, maybe you can drop _my_ ham sandwich.” God, I am the king of those kinds of remarks. You’re right, it never has worked. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/20 "2004-06-18T04:35:59Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > :smack: Let me clarify. Brother in law and sister in law are married, _not_ brother and sister. Your husband’s brother’s wife is not your sister-in-law. She’s only your husband’s sister-in-law. You should’ve said “My BIL and his wife”. Otherwise you start living up to the Hillbilly mythos a lot more than you’d probably want to admit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913.md?page=2)