# "Wanna put some stinky on my pinky?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913 "2004-06-17T19:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/21 "2004-06-18T04:41:17Z")
John Giorno used this line in the song _Scum and Slime_ > [@](#): > > She is so good looking, I’d crawl through a mile of shit to suck off the last guy who fucked her. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/22 "2004-06-18T04:59:42Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Your husband’s brother’s wife is not your sister-in-law. She’s only your husband’s sister-in-law. > > You should’ve said “My BIL and his wife”. > > Otherwise you start living up to the Hillbilly mythos a lot more than you’d probably want to admit. Nope, we’ve always referred to eachother as sister’s in law. And everyone else I know (even the ones who aren’t hillbillies) does it. And however YOU do it, in YOUR family is the right way for YOU. _To all the people who talked me out of changing my username a few weeks ago, THIS is what I was talking about._ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/23 "2004-06-18T06:54:32Z")
The phrase, “He’s/She’s so corn!”\* I’ll put it in a spoiler box, because it disgusts me so bad Meaning, "they’re so hot I’d eat the corn out of their shit. Now, if you’re excuse me, I’m going to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/24 "2004-06-18T07:18:44Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Nope, we’ve always referred to eachother as sister’s in law. And everyone else I know (even the ones who aren’t hillbillies) does it. And however YOU do it, in YOUR family is the right way for YOU. > > _To all the people who talked me out of changing my username a few weeks ago, THIS is what I was talking about._ I suppose that is fair enough but in the actual _definition_ of the word she is not your sister in law. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/25 "2004-06-18T12:24:56Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Your husband’s brother’s wife is not your sister-in-law. She’s only your husband’s sister-in-law. > > You should’ve said “My BIL and his wife”. > > Otherwise you start living up to the Hillbilly mythos a lot more than you’d probably want to admit. You’re wrong. They are both in-laws. Shit. Even I understood this, and I married my brother-in-law!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/26 "2004-06-18T12:26:14Z")
That statement alone might make me Hillbilly Queen’s sister-in-law!!! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/27 "2004-06-18T12:35:02Z")
[channelling Sam the Eagle] You’re all… WEIRDOS! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/28 "2004-06-18T12:36:41Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > You’re wrong. They are both in-laws. Shit. Even I understood this, and I married my brother-in-law!!! I am _so_ confused right now. Even with the statement that followed. Oh, and **Gundy** , had I known it was that easy (was it the suave line or the Transit Authority uniform that did it for you) I’d have never left Chicago. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/29 "2004-06-18T12:42:59Z")
> [@Gundy](#): > > I was standing in line at a crowded McDonald’s. A middle-aged bus drive (he was wearing the uniform) was in line next to me, but the lines were not well defined because it was so crowded. His line wound up spilling over into my line, and he bumped into me. He turned halfway around to look at me, and said, “Sorry for buttin’ into you.” Then he did a double-take and said, “Not that I’d \*mind \* buttin’ ya.” > > Then we had sex right there on the floor. So that’s where the boy gets his inordinate interest in public transportation, and lust for all things Ronald. It’s all beginning to make sense. /me checks the CTA’s employment opportunities webpage… ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/30 "2004-06-18T13:11:29Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > Well, nothing in particular, but my wife just _loves_ it (okay, not really) when I turn mundane conversational phrases into something nasty. > > “Damn, I just dropped my ham sandwich.” > > “Yeah? Later on, maybe you can drop _my_ ham sandwich.” Reminds me of that old joke: > [@](#): > > Do you know the difference between sex and a ham sandwich? > > No? > > Well, then: let’s go get a ham sandwich. I don’t know a lot about unromantic lines (unless one counts the cheesiness factor of what we said back in high school), but unromantic booty settings? I got your back. One time at band camp–er, home, **auntie em** and I were feeling amorous, so we decided to do, you know, _the thing_. The stereo was playing in the background (which was fine), but the CD switched over to Wham!'s _Make It Big_ album. It was a valiant effort on our part, but we had to admit defeat after about three minutes. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/31 "2004-06-18T13:28:00Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > One time at band camp–er, home, **auntie em** and I were feeling amorous, so we decided to do, you know, _the thing_. The stereo was playing in the background (which was fine), but the CD switched over to Wham!'s _Make It Big_ album. It was a valiant effort on our part, but we had to admit defeat after about three minutes. If I wasn’t passingly familiar with their musical stylings, I’d say that _Wham!: Make It Big!_ would be _perfect_ for doing the wild thing. But since I am somewhat acquainted with their work, I have to ask: Why do you own a _Wham!_ CD? ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/32 "2004-06-18T13:31:57Z")
“I’d love to coat your throat with the stuff from my scroat.” No, I’ve never actually used this one. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/33 "2004-06-18T13:36:39Z")
About 7 years ago I met this girl at a bar in Houston. She was really hot and she seemed to like me (I know, I know, I couldn’t figure out why either). Anyway, I’m generally pretty laid back and smooth, but sometimes after I few drinks I get bold. Anyway, I whispered in her ear that there were so many things that I’d like to do to her. With a mischievous look she asked , “Oh really? Like what?” Thinking back the next morning, I couldn’t believe what I said in response: (Exact quote) “For one thing, I’d like to stick my tongue up your ass.” I suppose I was just very lucky, but that statement turned her on beyond belief. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/34 "2004-06-18T13:45:12Z")
“Hey…While your down there…” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/35 "2004-06-18T13:52:40Z")
Whatever happened to “Get yer coat love, you’ve pulled”? ---
**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/36 "2004-06-18T13:55:29Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > Well, nothing in particular, but my wife just _loves_ it (okay, not really) when I turn mundane conversational phrases into something nasty. :: squints :: Hey - is that you, dear? 😃 King of the double (& single) entendres, my hubby is. ---
**Author:** ![Orville\_mogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/aeb1de/32.png) [@Orville\_mogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orville_mogul)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/37 "2004-06-18T13:57:04Z")
one I overheard in college… Him: gimme a blowjob. Her: no. Him: gimme a blowjob. Her: no. Him: gimme a blowjob. Her: OK! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/38 "2004-06-18T14:02:33Z")
All I can say is that three years of fertility treatments leads to really romantic lovemaking :rolleyes: “Come on, we need to do it right now” “Temperature’s high, quick, get hard” “It’s Tuesday, we need to bang” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/39 "2004-06-18T14:12:42Z")
_“Come here, you little semen receptacle you.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/40 "2004-06-18T14:24:38Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > “Let’s get married now, rather than waiting a year like we planned. We’ll get a tax break that way…” Or, as my ex-wife said while she was packing her bags to move out: “How about if we back-date the divorce application to December? That way I can file as a single.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913.md?page=3)