# "Wanna put some stinky on my pinky?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913 "2004-06-17T19:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/61 "2004-06-20T02:08:52Z")
> [@elfbabe](#): > > I’d mention more of the _spectacular_ :rolleyes: seduction techniques employed by the first guy I dated, (dumped him at age 14 after almost two years) but I’d rather not upset **Qadgop**. Instead, I will just say that when your 14-year-old girlfriend has bad cramps, is tired, and just wants to go home, stopping the car and whining, “But I’m _hornyyyyy_!” is the lamest possible thing to say EVER. I’m not upset. It’s all part of growing up, and learning how to deal with predators and other guys. So I’m plenty cal… _I kill you filthy, AD! Hear that? **filthy**!_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/62 "2004-06-20T02:20:03Z")
What’s _this_ thing called, Love? ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/63 "2004-06-20T02:29:31Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > It’s “get your coat love, _you’re_ pulled.” > > And it got passe. That’s very weird, saying it that way. It would totally ruin the line. You’d be cruising towards a nice comfortable slap in the face, and suddenly it would all be over. She’d look confused instead of horrified. She’d say “Don’t you mean 'you’ve pulled”? And you’d say “…oh. Do I?” And she’d say, “Yeah, I think so.” But by that point her phone would be ringing and you’d have lost your chance to get her whisky and soda thrown over you. Try thus confusing and alienating EVERY WOMAN IN THE ROOM, and then sit back and survey your kingdom, and you’ll understand a fraction of what it’s like to be me. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/64 "2004-06-20T02:29:50Z")
I was a sweet young thing working as a cocktail waitress. An attractive guy, about 6’6" walks in, walks over to me, looks me up and down, and says, “Think it’ll fit?” I didn’t do the deed with him, although I thought about it until I learned he was married and his daughter was a classmate of mine. Later, though, I let him do some things in my mouth. . . . . . . . . He was a dentist. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-put-some-stinky-on-my-pinky/250913/65 "2004-06-20T03:25:58Z")
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