# Wanna see my gnome? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681 "2004-11-19T17:12:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/1 "2004-11-19T17:12:33Z")
Now [this](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041119/od_nm/odd_germany_peepshow_dc) is just wrong on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/2 "2004-11-19T17:14:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced. > “I doubt they’re standing in someone’s garden, they’ll have to have been hidden inside.” Well, duh! Everyone knows you have to wait for the polaroids to start coming in the mail. _Those_ should be interesting. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/3 "2004-11-19T17:27:37Z")
Probably part of the Human Gnome project. ---
**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/4 "2004-11-19T17:32:12Z")
> [@](#): > > …a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park… A **what**?! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/5 "2004-11-19T18:17:45Z")
Gnaked gnomes? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/6 "2004-11-19T18:19:10Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Gnaked gnomes? That’s just gnasty. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/7 "2004-11-19T18:24:42Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Gnaked gnomes? Were they Gnaked Gnazi Gnomes? Gnobody Gknows. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/8 "2004-11-19T18:28:08Z")
Gnot that there is anything wrong with it. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/9 "2004-11-19T18:36:53Z")
Gnekkid Gnomes Gnabbed by Gnafarious Anti-Gnome Gnookie Gnazis! Gnoooooooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/10 "2004-11-19T18:44:18Z")
Oh gno they didn’t!!! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/11 "2004-11-19T18:45:44Z")
Wonder if Gary Gnu will be reporting this? ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/12 "2004-11-19T18:56:43Z")
Gnarly! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/13 "2004-11-19T18:58:13Z")
“Say hello to my Leeetle friend!” ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-gnome/275681/14 "2004-11-19T18:59:17Z")
I wonder if these are Gnostic Gnomes?