# Wanna see my puppy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538 "2008-07-15T02:54:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/21 "2008-07-15T16:16:41Z")

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[del]Bandit[/del]  
May I recommend Hulk? Titan? Goliath? That be some beeg puppeh! 🙂

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/22 "2008-07-15T16:20:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Dung Beetle]  
That’s not a Bandit, that’s a……Luther? Yeah, that’s a sweet little baby Luther!

Or George.  
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I don’t know what you are thinking. That’s totally a Bandit! And totally adorable to boot!

Susan

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/23 "2008-07-15T16:27:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]  
[del]Bandit[/del]  
May I recommend Hulk? Titan? Goliath? That be some beeg puppeh! 🙂  
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Monster was a name early in the running. As was Godzilla, but we didn’t want the shortened God or Zilla.

One of his brothers is half again as big as he is. His colors are blue and he was a big old brute walking all over his brothers and sisters.

The cutie you guys are looking at was the only one that came over when called!

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/24 "2008-07-15T17:02:11Z")

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He’s totally a Bandit. Does he yip like Bandit?

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/25 "2008-07-17T03:52:34Z")

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[QUOTE=annanate]  
Poops is a great name, but he looks like a Poopin’ McDuff, to me. 🙂  
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For the hoity toity puplet, I give you…  
Pooper McDuffington, III

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/26 "2008-07-17T06:41:26Z")

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Could be part hamster, but I’m thinking woodchuck or beaver.

Whatever, the result is adorable.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/27 "2008-07-17T15:14:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
Aw! Hoozdatsweetbabypuppy???  
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Seconded, in exactly the same words! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Furry\_Mongoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Furry\_Mongoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furry_Mongoose)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/28 "2008-07-17T22:32:35Z")

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I am definately more of a cat person - but he is squeeeeeeee!

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/29 "2008-07-18T01:20:45Z")

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As long as we’re sharing, [I get to have one of these cute little guys](http://redrosekennel.net/images/litter3/gang.jpg)!

My own little vizsla pup should be making her acquaintance with me in about a month.

Woo-hoo!! 😃

Edit: the OP’s puppy is frighteningly cute, for sure!

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/30 "2008-07-18T01:27:01Z")

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“Puppy breath” never fails to bring back my childhood!

I need a puppy! Where can I get a puppy from? Can I borrow yours? I swear I’ll give him back? Please, please, please…

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**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/31 "2008-07-18T01:52:44Z")

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I named my dog “Handyman” because he does odd jobs around the house!

Just kidding. Cute puppy you’re going to have there. Give him a skritch for me!

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/32 "2008-07-18T02:03:35Z")

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Awww…very cute puppy. Thanks for sharing!

And…I like Bandit. He doesn’t have a dark patch around his eye, but he still reminds me a bit of Jonny Quest’s Bandit. Just a bit more hamster-y looking. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/33 "2008-07-18T02:04:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Knorf]  
As long as we’re sharing, [I get to have one of these cute little guys](http://redrosekennel.net/images/litter3/gang.jpg)!

My own little vizsla pup should be making her acquaintance with me in about a month.

Woo-hoo!! 😃

Edit: the OP’s puppy is frighteningly cute, for sure!  
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Those guys are a metric ass-ton of cute!

Sorry, **Ivan** but I think all the hamster-monsters are spoken for.

On another note, what initial accoutrements should we invest in? Most of the stuff will have to be replaced as he gets bigger. We have little bowls, toys, collar, vet appt., leash, bio-degradable doo doo baggies. Anything else?

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**Author:** ![SomeUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@SomeUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SomeUserName)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/34 "2008-07-18T08:28:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Mooch]  
Those guys are a metric ass-ton of cute!

Sorry, **Ivan** but I think all the hamster-monsters are spoken for.

On another note, what initial accoutrements should we invest in? Most of the stuff will have to be replaced as he gets bigger. We have little bowls, toys, collar, vet appt., leash, bio-degradable doo doo baggies. Anything else?  
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Patience. Lots and lots of patience. 🙂

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/35 "2008-07-18T14:28:37Z")

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Kongs are nigh-indestructable. So are booda-bones.

Good nylon floppy frisbees for throwing. They last longer.

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/36 "2008-07-18T17:38:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Knorf]  
As long as we’re sharing, [I get to have one of these cute little guys](http://redrosekennel.net/images/litter3/gang.jpg)!

My own little vizsla pup should be making her acquaintance with me in about a month.

Woo-hoo!! 😃

Edit: the OP’s puppy is frighteningly cute, for sure!  
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You gotta love a puppy pile!

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-my-puppy/456538/37 "2008-07-19T00:54:16Z")

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Aww, a pile of puppies!

The OP’s pup is totally squeeably cute as well. Such a cutie!

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