# Wanna see the sexiest man on the planet? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389 "2000-10-26T08:18:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/1 "2000-10-26T08:18:25Z")
Well, unless you got a postcard from the DubDope with pics of Twisty on it–too bad! That’s right, our Irish posting buddy, my new bitch, our very own TwistySkates is the absolute finest speciman of man-meat I have laid eyes on! I am telling you–he is F-I-N-E…_fine!_ And he is all mine! He is my bitch! He is at my beck and call. He responds to my every whim. Eat you hearts out! Everyone feel free to post here to lament the fact that you do not have a sexy bitch like mine! Let me know how jealous you are of me. Tell me how much you want Twisty for your very own! But beware! This evilTwistyBitch is on a look-but-don’t-touch leash!! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/2 "2000-10-26T08:35:24Z")
Jealous? Me? Never…I will miss my **TwistyBitch** , but he’ll always be one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I remember, back in high school, I had a best friend and we’d sing “Your Song” by Elton John to each other, and these lines make me think of **Cubby** : _I hope you don’t mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is When you’re in the world_ Dammit, woman, you’ve got me all mushy! I’m just so lucky to have such wonderful friends in my life. Sniffles. Give me a minute and I’ll think up a smart-ass thing to say. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/3 "2000-10-26T08:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > And he is all mine! He is my bitch! He is at my beck and call. He responds to my every whim. Eat you hearts out! > > Everyone feel free to post here to lament the fact that you do not have a sexy bitch like mine! > > Let me know how jealous you are of me. > > Tell me how much you want Twisty for your very own! > > But beware! This evilTwistyBitch is on a look-but-don’t-touch leash!! \*\* Holy shit. I just got an odd image of you in patent leather holding a riding crop. Marc ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/4 "2000-10-26T08:58:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MGibson \* > \*\* > > Holy shit. I just got an odd image of you in patent leather holding a riding crop. > > \*\* Why is that “odd”? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/5 "2000-10-26T09:02:07Z")
Twisty is the sexiest man on the planet, huh? I take it there was no picture of ME on your card, Beth 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/6 "2000-10-26T09:05:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Twisty is the sexiest man on the planet, huh? > > I take it there was no picture of ME on your card, Beth 😃 \*\* Nope. Not one. ☹ Besides, I already told you that you are a _legend_–it doesn’t matter what you look like! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/7 "2000-10-26T09:11:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I take it there was no picture of ME on your card, Beth That’s cause I kept all of them for my personal collection! 😉 Oooh, now I feel bad, I’ve been so busy promoting dear **Twisty** , that I’ve neglected to tell my fellow Doperettes about the charms of the other EuroDoperMen. Let’s see, **Coldfire** , mmmmm, what can I say? He’s very cute & has the prettiest blue eyes and when he’s not yapping on the phone with his girlfriend is a great conversationalist. Plus, he’s the perfect height for me to rest my head on his shoulder, for those days when I’m too tired to hold my head up on my own. Of course, this is only applicable to those of us who are 5’ 10". 😃 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/8 "2000-10-26T09:18:04Z")
Hmmm…you’re 5’10" and you can lay your head on his shoulder. I’m 5’4"–what does that leave for me? Staring at his chest? How are his nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/9 "2000-10-26T09:18:08Z")
Sheesh, wimmins, have you no dignity? I was only joking! Stop droolin’ 😉 Beth, I am by no means a legend. Aren’t you supposed to die first before you can become one, anyway?? Tater: thanks about the eyes - that’s what my GF always says too 😉 And I didn’t spend the entire weekend on the phone with her! I just called her now and then, cause she was lonely. I am nice that way. [sub]OK, THAT ought to get the ladies lined up for me. Crap, did I say that out loud?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/10 "2000-10-26T09:57:12Z")
Damnit! If I say you’re a legend then you _are_! Get 'im, Twisty! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/11 "2000-10-26T11:06:41Z")
Nope, I’m not feeling left out - not at all. Don’t think about me, I’ll just go join a convent or something. Snif. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/12 "2000-10-26T11:21:37Z")
If I shave the top of my head and learn to make mead can I come with you Spiny. ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/13 "2000-10-26T11:38:42Z")
Actually, Yojimbo, I just thought of something: Those poor women are drooling over the pictures that tater didn’t want for herself. She’s obviously keeping the good stuff for herself, and who can blame her ? S.Norman ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/14 "2000-10-26T11:46:31Z")
🆒 We’re taters pin-ups. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/15 "2000-10-27T00:11:30Z")
Hey, guys, I assure you, had I received photos of you I would be drooling over you too. Of course, I can’t very well say that I would be drooling as much since I haven’t seen you and well, Twisty is one sexy fella, but send me some pictures and I’ll respond accordingly! 😉 tater won’t let anyone else see the other pictures–she’s got them all locked away in her fantasy chest! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/16 "2000-10-27T00:22:19Z")
tatertot’s fantasy chest!!??!! my mind is reeling. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/17 "2000-10-27T01:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > > And he is all mine! He is my bitch! He is at my beck and call. He responds to my every whim. Eat you hearts out! > > Everyone feel free to post here to lament the fact that you do not have a sexy bitch like mine! > > Let me know how jealous you are of me. > > Tell me how much you want Twisty for your very own! Jealous of you? Heck no. I’m jealous of Twisty. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/18 "2000-10-27T02:27:33Z")
So where are these euro-trash pix?? 😃 but really, is someone going to post pictures? The teeming dozens want to see them. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/19 "2000-10-27T04:54:14Z")
evilbeth, First you take Anthracite, now Twisty? Your powers must be strong. Having just received my postcard from Tater, with a photo of her and Twisty, I can say YOU GO GIRL!!! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/20 "2000-10-27T06:50:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dragonlady \* > \*\*evilbeth, > First you take Anthracite, now Twisty? Your powers must be strong. Having just received my postcard from Tater, with a photo of her and Twisty, I can say > > YOU GO GIRL!!! > \*\* I know! See, all this time, people have been saying, “You’re not _really_ evil” and calling me “not-so-evil-beth!”–Well, now you know the truth. I told you guys it would come out eventually! 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389.md?page=2)