# Wanna see the sexiest man on the planet? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389 "2000-10-26T08:18:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/21 "2000-10-27T07:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > **Beth, I am by no means a legend. Aren’t you supposed to die first before you can become one, anyway??** I almost feel like I should say something here, but I’m afraid it would sound presumptuous, not to mention mundane and pointless…but I suppose _that_ would be appropriate, wouldn’t it? Well then: “I’m not dead yet!” ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/22 "2000-10-27T07:43:53Z")
Why yes, yes I did keep the best pictures for myself. **S. Norman** : What til you see the girl I found for you! She’s a little taller than me, better figure, blonde and blue eyes and works for Telekom (please don’t hold that against her). And she’s American!!! Woo Hoo! She is very much looking forward to meeting you, what shall I tell her? Now, if I didn’t wuv you, would I be trying to hook you up for flings with my friends? **Yoji** : Good lord man! I asked you to be the father of my next child! How much more reassurance of your total foxiness do you need? And, the reason I didn’t offer you to my friend as well, is she is 33, which is more Snormy’s catagory than yours. I’m finding you a nice 26 year old. 😉 And you know, if I were an insecure person, which I am not, I could be whining about how y’all want me to feed your greedy little egos with nary a positive word for me. A less secure person would think that she is the ugly friend in the group. You know, the one with the good personality. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/23 "2000-10-27T07:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\* > **Yoji** : Good lord man! I asked you to be the father of my next child! How much more reassurance of your total foxiness do you need? I’m finding you a nice 26 year old. 😉 > > \*\* Saayyy…I’ll be turning 26 years old in about eight days… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/24 "2000-10-27T13:57:01Z")
HEY! If evilbeth gets Yoji, then _I_ want Twisty, dammit! (And I’ll be 25 in a week! Close enough?) _grumbles_ No fair, her getting all the cute Irish guys… And tater hon? I’m the official “nice personality” chick in any group. So just bring me along, and you’ll be loved and adored in comparison. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/25 "2000-10-27T15:33:45Z")
Sure, ol’ Twisty is a hot commodity. But ladies, (excepting, of course, her evilness) have we forgotten the collective rejection we recieved from our favorite Bitch On the Market?Does this mean nothing? Am I the only one embittered? I say that ever since I recieved the sharp sting of rejection (nicely disgused as a compliment, thanks, Twist!) I have said “feh!” to the silly kid. Feh. Hey, Snorman, do you think you could arrange to get the Crown Prince to be MY bitch? C’mon! A royal bitch! Think of the bragging rights! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/26 "2000-10-27T17:21:01Z")
**Falcon & evilbeth** : I’m already 26, so neener neener to you! 😛 **Swiddles** , exactly! I wish I’d never started **TwistyFever** …he’s getting a swelled head, and it seems my ranking has gone down since I rid myself of him. 😉 And now that the contest is over, I feel safe revealing to you the secret to getting your own bitch: Find a likely candidate, _tell_ him that he’s going to be your bitch, and if he obeys use him to your heart’s content. Okay, none of this “asking” business…you’re the BitchMaster, so act like one! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/27 "2000-10-27T18:26:17Z")
Oy, Swiddles, that might cause some serious protocol problems: Who goes through doors first, what honorifics will be used, who’ll do the speeches, polish the crown and inspect the guards etc. Besides, I have a feeling he won’t accept the bitch role as easily as some Irishmen I might mention. Tater: If anyone with a better figure than you is still on the market, there’s gotta be a catch - apart from her being “Telekomiker”, of course. But hey, let me get back on my feet first, OK ? Oh my - does this mean I don’t have a chance with the 26-year olds any more ? Now **that** hurts - perhaps I’ll have to reconsider those convent plans. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/28 "2000-10-27T18:31:30Z")
I thought it was one more thread on Al Gore… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/29 "2000-10-28T09:24:15Z")
**Snorman** : I figure you come down about February, meet my friend and see what happens. Nothing serious, just good company & fun…plus, I’m going with you on your date so if you don’t like her, you can just talk to me! And of course you aren’t too old for 26 year olds! I want you! There’s just the small matter of MisterTot that gets in the way of our luuvvv. 😉 Please don’t join a convent, the women of the world would all cry! Then again, nothing is sweeter than forbiden fruit…mmmmmmm, juicy! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/30 "2000-10-28T09:25:31Z")
Oh, and the correct response to “better figure than me” would be “That’s Impossible!”. Dangit, me & Izzy really need to get to work on our cue cards for men idea that we kicked around in Dublin. We’ll be zillionaires! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/31 "2000-10-28T11:34:17Z")
Somehow I just knew this thread wasn’t going to be about me. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/32 "2000-10-28T12:28:10Z")
Wooohooooo I got my postcards today… what a great looking, if not pissed group you are. Thanks!! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/33 "2000-10-28T17:20:38Z")
> [@](#): > > OK, THAT ought to get the ladies lined up for me. Crap, did I say that out loud? The line forms to the right, ladies. I call shotgun on the Clog boy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/34 "2000-10-29T05:16:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Somehow I just knew this thread wasn’t going to be about me. \*\* Of course not, Euty! This particular contest was restricted to the planet–everyone knows you are the sexiest man in the known universe! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/35 "2000-10-29T11:34:41Z")
Maybe, but it’s been my experience that the universe seems to be either incognizant or insensitive to that idea. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/36 "2000-10-29T16:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*The line forms to the right, ladies. I call shotgun on the Clog boy. 🙂 \*\* Dammit, Nacho! You beat me to it!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/37 "2000-10-30T08:53:09Z")
Okay, women lining up for **Clogboy** , you do know that his girlfriend is a tall blonde goddess with a kick-ass career, right? And that in his spare time he’s **Globie Girl’s** bitch…basically, it’s hopeless. Trust me, I’ve tried! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/38 "2000-10-30T12:03:26Z")
Hey hey, the fact that I already have ONE blonde goddess at my disposal doesn’t mean I don’t want MORE of them! Line forms here, ladies 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/39 "2000-10-30T12:19:33Z")
Something tells me that Clogboy’s GF is NOT an SDMB regular. BTW, did anyone post some Dublin pictures ? Spiny N. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389/40 "2000-10-30T12:25:02Z")
Okay, so do these goddesses have to be blonde? Was that my mistake? If so, I’d like to form an official protest on behalf of my fellow dark-haired goddesses. 😉 **Snormy** , as soon as people get off their lazy arses and send me their pics, by Jaysus, I’ll have them up the next day! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanna-see-the-sexiest-man-on-the-planet/38389.md?page=3)