# Wannabe-necrophile teen runs down jogger **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 1, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018 "2003-06-01T23:04:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/61 "2026-08-11T21:08:49Z")
Postscript to this tragic tale: the accused wound up convicted and sentenced to 50 years in prison, but was paroled in 2019. He apparently had drawn attention before the attempted murder due to an assignment he turned in for typing class. > [@](#): > > (The judge) noted a class assignment where Robbins, at age 15, listed as New Year’s resolutions goals such as tasting human flesh and getting a driver’s license “so I can do those horrible things people like to read about in the paper.” Catchy headline in the CBS News story, but kinda judgemental. > **[Teen Fiend Gets 50 Years In Jail](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-fiend-gets-50-years-in-jail/)** > > Ran Over Woman In Hopes Of Having Sex With Her Corpse ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/62 "2026-08-12T03:16:14Z")
I have to ask how this zombie came to your attention? It has been 23 years; surely you didn’t just stumble across this article while us0ing a microfiche at the library. You are not the OP. So what prompted you to add the postscript? ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/63 "2026-08-12T03:50:29Z")
I too am curious. (not yellow) Gotta be a near record for a one time resurrection. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/64 "2026-08-12T04:31:26Z")
I wanna know how the fuck this person got turned loose??? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/65 "2026-08-12T04:57:43Z")
Yeah. This is exactly the sort of person who should never be allowed out of prison. Not for moral reasons, but because they are just too dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/66 "2026-08-12T12:01:12Z")
It was one of the “related” threads listed after a current thread. Given the arresting title it seemed worthy of opening, and then providing a resolution to it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/67 "2026-08-12T12:16:30Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > The word you are groping for is “sociopath”. There are a shitload of functional sociopaths (clinical name “Antisocial Personality Disorder”) in the world (Trump, anybody?), but this guy is at the far end of the spectrum. Oops, didn’t read far enough to see that this is a zombie. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/68 "2026-08-12T16:16:55Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > didn’t read far enough to see that this is a zombie. It took me until someone said Charles Manson hasn’t breathed fresh air in a while. Yeah, he hasn’t _breathed_ in quite a while! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/69 "2026-08-12T19:17:45Z")
> [@ratty](#): > > The only solutions in these cases are: 1) lock them up for the rest of their lives far, far away from any living things; or 2) kill them. I’ll suggest a #3. Ladies, start your engines. Yes, I joke, but holy shit. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018/70 "2026-08-13T13:01:21Z")
OH **Zebra**! Dear, sweet, silly **Zebra**! Our opinion of you hasn’t change in the least. I regret to say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wannabe-necrophile-teen-runs-down-jogger/179018.md?page=3)