# Want a free Federal Park pass? Get yourself a 4th Grader. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-free-federal-park-pass-get-yourself-a-4th-grader/729614 "2015-09-01T15:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2015, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-free-federal-park-pass-get-yourself-a-4th-grader/729614/21 "2015-09-07T08:06:58Z")
Does the 4th grader have to be alive? The plan didn’t go so well. . . ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-free-federal-park-pass-get-yourself-a-4th-grader/729614/22 "2015-09-08T12:28:50Z")
“Look, if we accept your claim that you’re a fourth grader, then we will have you arrested for under aged drinking. What’s it gonna be?” ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2015, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-free-federal-park-pass-get-yourself-a-4th-grader/729614/23 "2015-09-09T07:17:32Z")
Does it have to be his first time in fourth grade or could I “re-enroll” him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-free-federal-park-pass-get-yourself-a-4th-grader/729614.md?page=1)