# Want a grandchild, your daughter won't provide one? Hire a rapist! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 7, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512 "2011-02-07T14:22:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/21 "2011-02-07T22:58:27Z")
Is this thread setting some sort of record for whooshes? I am impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/22 "2011-02-07T23:05:50Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > It’s a part of their culture that we must understand and accept, and not to do so would make us closed-minded bigots. And besides, Americans have done much worse things, like killing innocent civilians in Iraq, so who are we to judge? I know you think this is some kind of witty parody of liberal tolerance, but , in fact, you are ridiculing an attitude that does not actually exist in reality. Satire only works if it has some basis in truth. This has none. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/23 "2011-02-07T23:19:12Z")
First, this is obviously so heinous that nobody could condone it. The mother and the rapist should be subjected to the maximum penalty available. Second, I wonder why the word _hired_ was put in single quotes. Did no money exchange hands? That was confusing to this semi-middle-aged guy. Finally, the following quote from the linked article is … interesting: > [@](#): > > Prominent Khelovedu literature author Ngwako Molewa said the woman should have known better that children came from God and not from malicious thoughts or human ability. Molewa said no matter how badly one may need to be pregnant and how many times you have sex, it would still remain the will of God for one to fall pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/24 "2011-02-07T23:32:13Z")
Ben Rothlisberger just booked his flight to South America. He isn’t busy at the moment anyway. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/25 "2011-02-07T23:38:25Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > It’s a part of their culture that we must understand and accept, and not to do so would make us closed-minded bigots. And besides, Americans have done much worse things, like killing innocent civilians in Iraq, so who are we to judge? Please stop raping the straw man. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/26 "2011-02-07T23:38:35Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > 10 Look who learned to count past single digits. Cupcake time! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/27 "2011-02-07T23:42:45Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Ben Rothlisberger just booked his flight to South America. He isn’t busy at the moment anyway. Boy, who didn’t see this tired comment coming? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/28 "2011-02-07T23:55:11Z")
> [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](#): > > Boy, who didn’t see this tired comment coming? :rolleyes: I know, I know…I piggybacked from the **EllisDee** pitting thread, and I figured it was like my civic duty or something. Ben is becoming to rape on the SDMB like “You know who else killed grannies? Hitler, that’s who!” Its not such a bad thing…we’ll all share laughs about it years from now when we’re old and the Bengals have finally won a Super Bowl… ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/29 "2011-02-08T00:15:32Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > I thought Rape Month was over, now that our collective rage has moved back to the evil and horror that is Christianity. Isn’t there enough collective outrage for both? > [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > It’s South Africa. Just sayin’ It really does deserve it’s own [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) category, just like “Florida” and “Wil Wheaton” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/30 "2011-02-08T00:35:20Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Ben Rothlisberger just booked his flight to South America. He isn’t busy at the moment anyway. Oh no you didn’t! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/31 "2011-02-08T01:03:46Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Provincial chairperson for the ANC Women’s League Maite Marutha said with the escalating HIV-Aids infection rate in the country it was indeed a disgrace to find women who would force their children to be engaged in unprotected sex just to have grandchildren. > > Ha! I can just see it - the stupid reports asking her. “Do you think this is a digrace?” And she’s all…“Um yes, of course it is indeed a disgrace. Are you fucking nuts?” The latter part she probably just said in her head. > > How did that quote even get in there? What normal person doesn’t think it’s a disgrace? I read that as a sort of idiomatic expression, related to the way the speaker learned to extemporize in English. So, in a sense, it _is_ South Africa. per my reading, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/32 "2011-02-08T01:31:52Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Look who learned to count past single digits. Cupcake time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/33 "2011-02-08T01:57:45Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Look who learned to count past single digits. Cupcake time! I must admit, that was pretty good. Thank you. so many people around here have no talent for this whatsoever. I am truly grateful. On review I see that **miss elizabeth** and I agree on this. See that, toots, we are simpatico. Except for the fact that you are a dishonorable piece of shit. But other than that, nuzzle up, babe. Two peas in a pod. Smooooooch. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/34 "2011-02-08T03:13:10Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Oh no you didn’t! 😛 Apparently, yes I did. Not one of my shining moments, but someone has to hold the fort against that beard. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/35 "2011-02-08T03:19:13Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > At least if the victim is pregnant, we have relatively sane abortion laws, unlike … some countries. Well, depends on whether the rape was ‘forcible’ enough. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/36 "2011-02-08T03:24:30Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Please stop raping the straw man. It’s the only logical fallacy acceptable on the SDMB: _[And you are lynching negroes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes)_. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/37 "2011-02-08T04:45:19Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > It’s the only logical fallacy acceptable on the SDMB: _[And you are lynching negroes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes)_. The fact that you repeat it doesn’t make it true. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/38 "2011-02-08T04:45:26Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Ben Rothlisberger just booked his flight to South America. He isn’t busy at the moment anyway. South America? Man, if his aim is that far off no wonder his team lost. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/39 "2011-02-08T04:47:34Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > For every rape, you should at least try to get in an hour’s worth of pillaging, man. Diversify. Kids these days. They want to skip right past the pillaging and go straight to the rape. No one has the self respect to do things properly anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512/40 "2011-02-08T04:57:14Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > They’re rapin’ EVERYBODY over there! Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-grandchild-your-daughter-wont-provide-one-hire-a-rapist/570512.md?page=3)