# Want a really wacky compliment? Go surreal with the help of this site! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932 "2002-04-27T07:23:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dagny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9f8e36/32.png) [@Dagny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dagny)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/21 "2002-04-27T19:03:24Z")
"Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail. " ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/22 "2002-04-27T19:03:24Z")
"Ever so slightly, you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni. " ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/23 "2002-04-27T19:31:58Z")
[ul] **Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.** [/ul] [ul]…:rolleyes: [sup]more like unreal[/sup][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/24 "2002-04-27T19:42:45Z")
Your eyebrows are as verdantly forrested as the seeded woodworms of my most sombre dreams. I really like **hillbilly queen** ’s response. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/25 "2002-04-27T19:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen. > [@](#): > > The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when > the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so > were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws… > [@](#): > > The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver. Very odd indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/26 "2002-04-27T20:25:11Z")
My new favorite: May you be always find naked women to throw tiny pickels at you and coo in oblivious delight at your witty, urbane opener of foreign post and packages. HELL, YEAH!! ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/27 "2002-04-27T21:10:26Z")
_Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul._ Yeah. Sounds 'bout right. Colin ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/28 "2002-04-27T21:17:15Z")
\*I love your eyes, but only with ketchup. \* Maybe you’d care to sample them with Grey Poupon? ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/29 "2002-04-27T21:22:15Z")
“I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights”. - Ooo… you cute little charmer, you. _batting eyelashes_ \* _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/30 "2002-04-27T22:44:10Z")
Well, I tried again and got even weirder ones this time: > [@](#): > > You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps. What does this mean? > [@](#): > > Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling. ooookay…You know, I’m not sure, but I think this is insulting. It’s hard to tell. > [@](#): > > Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear! Well, that is true! ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/31 "2002-04-27T22:55:11Z")
> [@](#): > > “The hair in your mouth tickles the divine underbelly of my pulsating hypothalmus, flooding my terrestrial erector set with expressive washes of saponifying liquors.” The hair in my mouth tickles your Pulsating Hypothalmus? Ewww And keep your damn “Terrestrial erecter set” away from me, ya perv? > [@](#): > > “Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!” If I was a girl, I think I’d be a little peeved at this one. > [@](#): > > “Hearty woes and congratulations on your recent conquest of the Islets of Langerhans!” Well, thanks. I … huh? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/32 "2002-04-27T23:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Your nose hairs scare me. Yours too. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/33 "2002-04-27T23:30:00Z")
Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world! (And to think its drooped a bit since the baby!) ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/34 "2002-04-27T23:39:49Z")
> [@](#): > > The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. There used to be a surrealist insult generator. The one I remember: “You illegitimate child of a nihilistic accountant!” ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/35 "2002-04-28T01:14:51Z")
A surrealist **insult** generator? Hmm… why does that make me want to go look it up? On my mosrt recent visit, I got: > [@](#): > > A suburban distance lying across your chest, a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated, cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility! A goddess of broken peace… that’s me! > [@](#): > > You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music. I think that’s mildly insulting, to say the least! > [@](#): > > You enter while seven exits. Hmm… okay… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/36 "2002-04-28T05:14:27Z")
Here’s one: > [@](#): > > Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back. So what exactly is that supposed to say about my voice? ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/37 "2002-04-28T08:13:29Z")
> [@](#): > > When your photons, in effervescent ice-cream (monosyllabic), junk the white (telephone chickens), in a stream (of germinating fundelberries) the lye (in distress) is lifted. I’m more than a little worried. I mean telephone chickens are one thing, but germinating fundelberries can be darned hard to cure, lye or not. And why did **I** get so many parentheses, hmmmm? > [@](#): > > Your admirably Manchurian zapfchancery keeps even the loveliest of DuPont pesticides in transit. Well, ok then. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/38 "2002-04-28T11:18:42Z")
“You have reached the height of your depravity.” Damn. Looks like I might as well stop downloading all that usnet porn now. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![hobgnoblin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hobgnoblin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobgnoblin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/39 "2002-04-28T14:08:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun! And your nutsack shelters me from the rain… :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws… Ahhh, those were the days… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932/40 "2002-04-28T21:28:15Z")
I managed to freak out my friend yesterday with this one: > [@](#): > > Softly seething, surreal breathing… > Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum… > Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria… > And I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries. He claims that since there were at least six words in it that he didn’t understand, I must have composed it myself. Not true at all, my dear! **I** don’t even understand all of it myself, so how could it be that I would make something up with words that I don’t even know the proper usage of? :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-a-really-wacky-compliment-go-surreal-with-the-help-of-this-site/105932.md?page=1)