# Want to be a SDMB MOD? What are John Kerry's initials?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 7, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023 "2004-06-07T01:34:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/1 "2004-06-07T01:34:07Z")

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Really! Just answer the question …

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/2 "2004-06-07T01:35:49Z")

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Five, four, three, two…

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/3 "2004-06-07T01:35:57Z")

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You want to go with a bang, don´t you? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/4 "2004-06-07T01:36:23Z")

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(D-MA)

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/5 "2004-06-07T01:39:28Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> You want to go with a bang, don´t you? :rolleyes:

At least the long national nightmare will be over.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/6 "2004-06-07T01:39:53Z")

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Perhaps we should do away with guests posting privaledges?

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**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/7 "2004-06-07T01:40:11Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> (D-MA)
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> What do I win?

You get to be an Assistant MOD!

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/8 "2004-06-07T01:41:02Z")

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Buh-bye!

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**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/9 "2004-06-07T01:41:38Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> Perhaps we should do away with guests posting privaledges?

Just how deep do you want to put your head in the sand? Do you know John Kerry’s initials?

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/10 "2004-06-07T01:41:45Z")

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You know…This thing with the initials JFK looks very familiar.

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**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/11 "2004-06-07T01:42:40Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> Buh-bye!

Why? Am I not being truthful?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/12 "2004-06-07T01:43:15Z")

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> [@SallyStar](#):
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> Why? Am I not being truthful?

You’re being an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/13 "2004-06-07T01:43:29Z")

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I wish I could say it’s been a pleasure, but it really hasn’t.

Thanks for stopping by, and don’t think that we think any less of you when you get your ass kicked out of here, because for us to think less of you would be well nig impossible.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/14 "2004-06-07T01:43:38Z")

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\<banging head on desk\> Why oh why did my requisition for more conservatives on this board get filled by this one? I’m going to have to speak with the quartermaster.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/15 "2004-06-07T01:45:48Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> \<banging head on desk\> Why oh why did my requisition for more conservatives on this board get filled by this one? I’m going to have to speak with the quartermaster.

Don’t feel bad Sam. This thing is not a conservative…it’s a…well…you know what it is.

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/16 "2004-06-07T01:46:52Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> Why oh why did my requisition for more conservatives on this board get filled by this one?

Oh, **Sam** , you should know better than to offer up a straight line like that around here! 😃

Let’s see - I’ll start it off: because she represents the best thinking available from the conservative camp.

Next!

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/17 "2004-06-07T01:47:30Z")

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Stfu

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/18 "2004-06-07T01:48:06Z")

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Most of the time I bristle when the dems snidely (and often incorrectly) insinuate that a lot of Bush supporters are dumb. But then I read threads by a poster like this one…

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/19 "2004-06-07T01:49:39Z")

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> [@Sam Stone](#):
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> Why oh why did my requisition for more conservatives on this board get filled by this one?]].

Ooh, ooh, I have another answer: because she beat out GWB in the essay competition.

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**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/20 "2004-06-07T01:55:16Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Most of the time I bristle when the dems snidely (and often incorrectly) insinuate that a lot of Bush supporters are dumb. But then I read threads by a poster like this one…

Sorry, have to stay on track to the OP here, no politics. Do you know his initials?

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