# Want to be a SDMB MOD? What are John Kerry's initials? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023 "2004-06-07T01:34:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/81 "2004-06-07T02:54:07Z")
First Reagan, now Sally. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/82 "2004-06-07T02:54:10Z")
Sorry, I got distracted by an even-stupider-than-usual **milroyj** post in another thread. Let’s see, now, why did **Sam’s** requisition for another conservative poster produce **SallyStar** … because she was too smart to accept a job as Doug Feith’s replacement. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/83 "2004-06-07T02:57:53Z")
Ok, who’s gonna start the _“Why was **SallyStar** banned!?”_ thread? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/84 "2004-06-07T02:57:56Z")
Any reason why this thread hasn’t been closed, rather than let people bash Sally when she can’t respond? That doesn’t seem very sporting, to me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/85 "2004-06-07T02:58:15Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > Back to topic, when “Sally” posts, a kitten dies… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/86 "2004-06-07T02:58:19Z")
And let me be the first to run in on bended knee\* to offer a gargantuan feast of [CHOCOLATES](http://www.virtualchocolate.com/) to the SDMB Admins and Mods! \*Kids, don’t try that at home without industrial-strength kneepads. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/87 "2004-06-07T02:58:32Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > First Reagan, now Sally. > > ☹ Trust me sweetie…our Sally will be back. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/88 "2004-06-07T03:00:06Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > Trust me sweetie…our Sally will be back. Ya think? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/89 "2004-06-07T03:01:15Z")
She’s off to the Dem Convention! ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/90 "2004-06-07T03:03:22Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Ya think? She was obviously familiar with the board. Anyone familiar with the board knows how to get around a banning. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/91 "2004-06-07T03:03:59Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > She’s off to the Dem Convention! No biggie. All the protestors are going to be herded into a skimpy area well away from the convention hall and the TV cameras. She’ll be lost in the madding crowd, poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/92 "2004-06-07T03:05:02Z")
> [@imthjckaz](#): > > Ok, who’s gonna start the _“Why was **SallyStar** banned!?”_ thread? > 😃 > [@milroyj](#): > > Any reason why this thread hasn’t been closed, rather than let people bash Sally when she can’t respond? > That doesn’t seem very sporting, to me. Looks like we have a volunteer! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/93 "2004-06-07T03:07:14Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > And let me be the first to run in on bended knee\* to offer a gargantuan feast of [CHOCOLATES](http://www.virtualchocolate.com/) to the SDMB Admins and Mods! > > \*Kids, don’t try that at home without industrial-strength kneepads. Suck up! 😛 I’m so upset I got here late! I was about to bring the creature around to the dark side. Yes! It would’ve been a perfect _Star Wars_ fan. We Trekkers are so much more classy. Except for all masturbation fantasies. JTK It was J **T** K!!! James TIBERIUS Kirk What did I win? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/94 "2004-06-07T03:08:55Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > What did I win? A red shirt? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/95 "2004-06-07T03:10:52Z")
pie ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/96 "2004-06-07T03:15:55Z")
When come back, bring sock. ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/97 "2004-06-07T03:17:04Z")
I’m just sorry that **Sam Stone** has been busy over in GD and missed all the fun here. Of course, the thread he’s engaged in over there is actually substantive. We all know how tiresome that can be! ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/98 "2004-06-07T03:18:12Z")
Well at least there’s one poster that will be banned without a thread saying “Why was SallyStar banned it’s all a conspiracy!” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/99 "2004-06-07T03:19:00Z")
> [@Darkhold](#): > > Well at least there’s one poster that will be banned without a thread saying “Why was SallyStar banned it’s all a conspiracy!” That’s what you think! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/100 "2004-06-07T03:24:32Z")
Aw, I missed it. Any time you guys need another straight line, let me know. Or did I just give you another one? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023.md?page=6)