# Want to be a SDMB MOD? What are John Kerry's initials? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 7, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023 "2004-06-07T01:34:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/101 "2004-06-07T03:24:49Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > Any reason why this thread hasn’t been closed, rather than let people bash Sally when she can’t respond? > > That doesn’t seem very sporting, to me. Not like she could respond before the banning; that would require basic writing skills. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/102 "2004-06-07T03:27:20Z")
> [@cheddarsnax](#): > > Not like she could respond before the banning; that would require basic writing skills. And reading. Don’t forget reading. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/103 "2004-06-07T03:27:22Z")
The Creature dropped an A-bomb ON INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! I’m gonna call the OP “The Creature” from here on out. Kinda rolls off your tongue, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/104 "2004-06-07T03:29:54Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Because because because because becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause (it was in her message title) Because of the wonderful things she – Aw **SHIT**. PERFECT set-up ruined. ---
**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/105 "2004-06-07T03:32:10Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > The Creature dropped an A-bomb ON INNOCENT PEOPLE!!! > > I’m gonna call the OP “The Creature” from here on out. Kinda rolls off your tongue, don’t it? No, actually, it’s rude. So you don’t agree with her. Fine, she’s gone, what’s the point of bashing her? ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/106 "2004-06-07T03:34:05Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > No, actually, it’s rude. So you don’t agree with her. Fine, she’s gone, what’s the point of bashing her? A moment of silence, all. Let’s have some respect. **milroyj** has lost someone to whom he was very close. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/107 "2004-06-07T03:34:22Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > No, actually, it’s rude. So you don’t agree with her. Fine, she’s gone, what’s the point of bashing her? It wasn’t a her. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/108 "2004-06-07T03:34:30Z")
I knew his initials, so I guess that makes me a mod now. First, boobies and beer for everyone! Unless you like peener, then it’s peener and beer for everyone! Unless you don’t like beer, then it’s… Aw screw it, I’m just gonna lock this puppy down. Okay, I know that button is around here somewhere. Hm. Bear with me here, folks. … Just pretend, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/109 "2004-06-07T03:35:56Z")
> [@Early Out](#): > > A moment of silence, all. Let’s have some respect. **milroyj** has lost someone to whom he was very close. Probably closer than you think. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/110 "2004-06-07T03:36:11Z")
This is the thread that never ends it just goes on and ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/111 "2004-06-07T03:38:45Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > No, actually, it’s rude. So you don’t agree with her. Fine, she’s gone, what’s the point of bashing her? Oh, please! :rolleyes: Did you actually READ any of his stuff in GD? HUH!!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![milroyj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@milroyj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milroyj)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/112 "2004-06-07T03:39:35Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > Probably closer than you think. What do you mean by that? If you have an accusation to make, let’s have at it, already. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/113 "2004-06-07T03:40:18Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > No, actually, it’s rude. So you don’t agree with her. Fine, she’s gone, what’s the point of bashing her? For she was undoubtedly one of the most polite, professional posters ever seen on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/114 "2004-06-07T03:42:29Z")
you don’t think Ph\*\*\*\*\*s had a sex change? nah… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/115 "2004-06-07T03:42:40Z")
> [@milroyj](#): > > What do you mean by that? If you have an accusation to make, let’s have at it, already. I second this motion. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/116 "2004-06-07T03:44:06Z")
I motion this second ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023/117 "2004-06-07T03:49:35Z")
[Will and Grace] I’m _motioning_ this _second_… [/Will and Grace] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-a-sdmb-mod-what-are-john-kerrys-initials/249023.md?page=5)