# Want to be in a book? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109 "2004-11-16T19:55:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/21 "2004-11-17T13:57:12Z")
If anyone emailed me and hasn’t received a reply, I either didn’t get your email or you didn’t get mine. And it’s not too late if anyone else wants to be immortalized! ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/22 "2004-11-17T15:21:35Z")
> [@lel](#): > > Well, I already have a Michael in my book. But he goes by Mike, he’s an admin assistant, he’s blonde, and he’s gay and has a boyfriend named Adam. So I guess you’ll have to be in my next book. LOL! I’m 5’6", Japanese and a straight male. Sending email! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/23 "2004-11-17T16:06:39Z")
Mail has been sent. Danm! I’m a 5’6" straight male too. Not Japanese though. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/24 "2004-11-17T16:43:35Z")
If you’re willing to be named after a character in a book who will most likely be eaten by a zombie, The character, that is, not the book, As zombies tend not to eat books, but rather humans, Delicious humans, or human tartar, as they prefer to call it, Or they would prefer to call it, I should say, given that they have no language, No mode of speech, nor of communication, These zombies rarely say anything other than “Braaaaains,” That being said, said by a human, that is, not a zombie, If you would like to appear in this book, And possibly be eaten by a zombie, My email’s in my profile. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/25 "2004-11-18T13:40:48Z")
Ten of you have been incorporated into my novel as of last night. Mwahaha! So far, I’ve got fourteen more Dopers to cram into 25000 more words. If you start feeling a bit claustrophobic, blame it on the font. ---
**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/26 "2004-11-18T19:56:16Z")
**JS Goddess,** just sent you an email with my monicker, for immortalization in this momentous opus… I want to be the French bad guy with a mustache… 😛 Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109/27 "2004-11-18T20:24:31Z")
Sent you an email; I’m the guy who’s snooty and has a big name? Yep. 🆒😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-be-in-a-book/275109.md?page=1)