# Want to Buy a Space Shuttle?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617 "2008-07-15T23:42:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617/1 "2008-07-15T23:42:51Z")

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This could be your chance:  
[**NASA Notice:** National Environmental Policy Act: Disposition of Space Shuttle Program’s Real and Personal Property](http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=28576)

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617/2 "2008-07-16T00:05:34Z")

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Huh? Who has that kind of money lying around? Oh, wait, this is America. Some ass does.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617/3 "2008-07-16T00:25:34Z")

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For Sale: Space Shuttle (Only used by little old astronauts to jaunt back and forth to orbit on Sundays.) 1.5 billion miles on odometer. New Tires. Cheap! Call 1-555-NASA!

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617/4 "2008-07-16T01:50:00Z")

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Congratulations! You are the current high bidder on item# 1287565438 Space Shuttle: Discovery NO RESERVE!

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-buy-a-space-shuttle/456617/5 "2008-07-16T01:53:19Z")

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[QUOTE=foolsguinea]  
Huh? Who has that kind of money lying around? Oh, wait, this is America. Some ass does.  
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More asses don’t.