# Want to date a cougar?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522 "2010-06-09T10:09:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/1 "2010-06-09T10:09:17Z")

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forget Axe

get [Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men](http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704513104575256452390636786.html).

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> To wine and dine Sasha, a 450-pound Siberian tiger at the Bronx Zoo, try serving beef and rabbit. To lure him for a snack, whip out the frozen treats his zookeepers call “bloodcicles.” But to really get his olfactory engines running, you need the secret weapon: Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men.

My ex and me spent the last 3 months trying to find a sent that worked for me, and the sent we both liked was Obsession

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/2 "2010-06-09T10:42:56Z")

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I usually use bait traps filled with Island Mist and Axe body spray.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/3 "2010-06-09T10:48:02Z")

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Scent

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/4 "2010-06-09T17:49:49Z")

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I approve of this thread.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/5 "2010-06-09T18:05:00Z")

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I dunno. Seems sort of catty.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/6 "2010-06-09T18:29:26Z")

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> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> I approve of this thread.

I most certainly do not approve of this thread.

I feel very misled and deceived by the OP.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/7 "2010-06-09T20:08:57Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> I most certainly do not approve of this thread.
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> I feel very misled and deceived by the OP.

You like them tanned, slender, and living from Yukon to the Andes, huh? The title does have a falsehood, but I’m not disappointed. One you go striped you never go… uh… I’ll think of one.

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-date-a-cougar/542522/8 "2010-06-09T20:28:18Z")

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Another fine example of a thread title/user name.
