# Want to INTELLIGENTLY pad your post count?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-intelligently-pad-your-post-count/101109>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 31, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-intelligently-pad-your-post-count/101109 "2002-03-31T22:24:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-intelligently-pad-your-post-count/101109/1 "2002-03-31T22:24:35Z")

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Since **Uncle Beer** has wisely closed that foolish thread with inane, content-deprived post (many of which were created by _Those Who Should REALLY Know Better_, may I suggest that y’all dredge up some TRUELY awful song lyrics, and use them to create a post with THOUGHTFUL CONTENT at the little party [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106748)