# Want to see Rasputin's severed dork in a jar? (No, I'm not kidding)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512 "2004-06-15T18:21:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/21 "2004-06-16T03:41:27Z")

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Good Lord.

My first thought? OWIE! OWIE OWIE OWIE!!! Second, OWIE!

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/22 "2004-06-16T04:07:13Z")

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Well, it can be argued then that Rasputin was the most important member in the zarist court…

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**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/23 "2004-06-16T04:26:54Z")

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Rasputin’s Penis…

Band Name!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/24 "2004-06-16T12:06:47Z")

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Heh. The picture in the OP’s link wouldn’t load. So, I wonder if someone at Google HQ is now looking at a screen, asking himself, “Some Dutch bloke just searched for WHAT???” 😃

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**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/25 "2004-06-16T12:26:57Z")

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The OP’s picture wouldn’t show up for me either, so what they’re really saying at Google HQ is, “WTF? Some Dutch bloke just searched for that thing some American freak searched for yesterday.”

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**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-see-rasputins-severed-dork-in-a-jar-no-im-not-kidding/250512/26 "2004-06-16T14:29:58Z")

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I guess the squid-monsters gave him other advantages, besides nigh-immortality.

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