# Want to slide 1000 ft above the ground?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 3, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980 "2016-07-03T04:52:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/1 "2016-07-03T04:52:00Z")

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Not [me](http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/25/travel/skyslide-skyspace-la-opens/)

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/2 "2016-07-03T05:42:07Z")

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Not something that appeals to me…

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/3 "2016-07-03T12:50:44Z")

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Lame. It should go at least ten floors.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/4 "2016-07-03T13:41:14Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Lame. It should go at least ten floors.

Yes and the slide should be set out 6’ from the building. WHOOPEE!

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**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/5 "2016-07-03T15:30:04Z")

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Try sliding down that with a hangover!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/6 "2016-07-03T16:59:26Z")

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It should go all the way down. And without the building.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/7 "2016-07-03T17:09:18Z")

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I’d probably try it.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/8 "2016-07-04T02:49:12Z")

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That reporter is hot. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/9 "2016-07-04T03:01:33Z")

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I would do it, but it’s still kind of lame.

I would be more impressed if the thing spiraled around the entire building before landing on the platform. The slide in the link looks better suited for kids.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/10 "2016-07-04T03:40:16Z")

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Looks wimpy and kind of stupid; I wonder how much they charge for it.

However wimpy it looks, NO WAY for me.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/11 "2016-07-04T04:06:10Z")

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I wonder if it’s one of those things that’s a hell of a lot scarier doing it than it looks? Regardless, I’d like to think I’d give it a try.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/want-to-slide-1000-ft-above-the-ground/758980/12 "2016-07-04T06:13:25Z")

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I have no doubt that the glass is plenty strong enough.

I have some doubts that those piddly little steel clips holding the glass are so very overspecified for the task.
