# Wanted: a hone in the shadow of the Mountain(s) of Doom.

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 4, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108 "2013-06-04T12:58:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/1 "2013-06-04T12:58:09Z")

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Is there any place so named in the Real World that has human habitation near it (right up against it)? The closest place name I can think of to match that oft-used name in Fantasy literature is Devil’s Tower in Wyoming, but I don’t think people are allowed to live right up against it, right? Besides which, I really want Doom.

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/2 "2013-06-04T12:59:16Z")

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Argh, that’s a typo for “home” in the OP subject line, of course.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/3 "2013-06-04T13:13:34Z")

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Devil’s Tower is a National Monument encompassing more than 1,300 acres. You could not have a house really close to it, but there is a campground.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/4 "2013-06-04T13:23:25Z")

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Well there are the Shadow Mountains in the Mojave Desert which would be close to the Ephel Dúath, and there is Doom Mountain on Vancouver Island but it lacks that certain something that screams ash, death and lava.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/5 "2013-06-04T13:26:06Z")

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Kentucky has Doom Chapel, Dooms Chapel, Doom Spring, Dooms Spring, Doom Spring Branch and Doom Cemetery. There’s Doom, New Mexico, and Doom Run, Pennsylvania. There’s another Dooms Spring in Texas, as well as a Dooms Island. There’s also Dooms, Virginia.

To look for more try here:  
[Here.](http://www.placenames.com/search/)

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**Author:** ![MikeS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MikeS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeS)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/6 "2013-06-04T14:32:45Z")

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Would you accept [Misery Mountain?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_Mountain_(Taconic_Mountains)) I live less than a half-hour away, and there’s plenty of private land around here.

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/7 "2013-06-04T14:42:39Z")

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I alway thought that the Netherlands sounds kinda ominous, we have a town called Helmond(hell mouth)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/8 "2013-06-04T16:52:12Z")

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> [@willthekittensurvive](#):
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> I alway thought that the Netherlands sounds kinda ominous, we have a town called Helmond(hell mouth)

Does Buffij live there?

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/9 "2013-06-04T17:15:07Z")

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You can live pretty close to [Mount Diablo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Diablo), but it’s not very threatening looking.

I’m pretty sure you can live pretty close to [Drakensberg](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drakensberg), Dragon Mountain in South Africa.

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/10 "2013-06-04T17:27:07Z")

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An industrious person would know what to do to make where they’re living right now acquire the name of ‘Doom!’

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/11 "2013-06-04T18:20:39Z")

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You could move to [Hell, Norway](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway)

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/12 "2013-06-05T00:53:13Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> Well there are the Shadow Mountains in the Mojave Desert which would be close to the Ephel Dúath, and there is Doom Mountain on Vancouver Island but it lacks that certain something that screams ash, death and lava.

Hmm, Doom Mountain sounds good.

My friend said he lives in the Shadow Hills near LA, which is what prompted me to consider how to one-up him. When I move into that cottage on Mount Doom, he’ll feel like he came over from the Partly Cloudy Plains! Ha ha ha!

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**Author:** ![tellyworth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@tellyworth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tellyworth)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/13 "2013-06-05T01:00:51Z")

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You probably won’t be interested in [Mount Disappointment](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Disappointment_(Australia)).

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/14 "2013-06-05T01:41:27Z")

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There’s Froze-To-Death Mountain in Montana.

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**Author:** ![Meurglys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@Meurglys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meurglys)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/15 "2013-06-05T11:37:46Z")

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Not a mountain, but there’s the [Devil’s Beeftub](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Beef_Tub) in the Scottish Borders. As I recall, there’s a farmhouse, not in it, but close to the entrance.

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**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/16 "2013-06-05T19:45:38Z")

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Well… if we’re going with devil-related non-mountains, it’s hard to beat [Diablo Canyon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diablo_Canyon_Power_Plant). Of course, you can’t live there because they built a nuclear power plant in it, so you’ll have to settle for working there.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/17 "2013-06-05T23:22:29Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> You could move to [Hell, Norway](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway)

A shorter trip with no language issues: [Hell](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan), [Michigan](http://www.gotohellmi.com/).

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/18 "2013-06-06T08:49:02Z")

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Unfortunately, Mount Doom ([Ngauruhoe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Ngauruhoe)) is in a national park, so you can’t get a house there.

You could get a place pretty near [Hells Gate, Rotorua, NZ](http://www.explorenorthtours.com/nz/images/226170-hells_gate-890.jpg), though. Hope you like the smell of brimstone.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/19 "2013-06-06T11:23:10Z")

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Perhaps you could find building materials near [Devil’s Postpile](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devils_Postpile_National_Monument)

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-a-hone-in-the-shadow-of-the-mountain-s-of-doom/660108/20 "2013-06-07T18:29:13Z")

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[Hell](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman), Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands.

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