# Wanted:  Boat names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 23, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653 "2006-07-23T00:22:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/101 "2006-07-28T00:07:33Z")

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The _Good Riddance_.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/102 "2006-07-28T02:17:41Z")

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My uncle has a boat called the **Never Again IV**.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/103 "2006-07-28T02:24:06Z")

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Soak n’ Fused.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/104 "2006-07-28T02:56:53Z")

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_Hoof Hearted_

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/105 "2006-07-28T12:05:35Z")

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I spotted one today on the way to work called _Wild Thang._

Yeah, that one’s really original and uncliched… :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/106 "2006-07-28T13:32:49Z")

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I have seen some creative boat names, my favorites include:

Pier Pressure  
Nauti Sailor  
College Fund  
and you can’t go wrong with:

Wet Dreams

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/107 "2006-10-09T17:16:50Z")

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We need an outcome on this. What did you name it?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/108 "2006-10-09T17:24:03Z")

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Yes! Yes! The boat!

Tell us!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/109 "2006-10-09T18:19:18Z")

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Dang - sorry for keeping you all in suspense. Actually, we just made the decision a couple of weeks ago. I let my husband choose, since he hated all my suggestions and he knew which ideas of his I truly didn’t want.

The choice is [**Draco**](http://www.seds.org/Maps/Stars_en/Fig/draco.html).

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/110 "2006-10-09T21:22:58Z")

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The old link is dead. What kind is she?

I’m bummed I missed this first time around. I think Hummina is a great boat name. Just think of the radio call.

Humminahumminahummina.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/111 "2006-10-09T21:34:43Z")

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Ooop - sorry, \*\*NurseCarmen \*\* - I’ve been messing with some of my online photo albums and I think I lost a couple. [This](http://www.boatsville.com/used_boats_detail.cfm?boatid=14622) is our Islander 36. I can’t believe this ad is still up - we bought her in July…

The Nav Station photo is inaccurate. Most of the equipment there was inoperative, so we removed it. All that will remain is a new VHF and an AM/FM/CD unit. The rest will be open shelves. And all the crap on the mast has been removed and trashed. We threw out a lot of garbage they left behind - including used deodorant and half-filled toiletries. Ick. The refurbished electrical work is almost done, and I’m about to start reupholstering all the cushions.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/112 "2006-10-09T21:37:49Z")

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Hydrophobia

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/113 "2006-10-09T22:00:27Z")

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Considering your username, how about **FairyBoat**?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-boat-names/365653/114 "2006-10-09T22:12:20Z")

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Somehow, I can’t see my husband wearing a shirt embroidered with FairyBoat…

No, \*\*Draco \*\* it will be.

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