# WANTED: Male dancers/strippers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407 "2000-10-10T15:04:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/1 "2000-10-10T15:04:01Z")
_Ahem_ WANTED: Energetic, extroverts needed for bachelorette party. Must be willing to disrobe and be ogled by group of intelligent, discerning and probably tipsy women. Special attention to be paid to bride-to-be. No experience necessary–but some dancing (or form thereof) would be expected. All body types welcome. Don’t be shy… Excellent pay and tips. And for our sisters like andygirl, etc.–any female dancers/strippers welcome also. Inquire within… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/2 "2000-10-10T15:07:32Z")
I can dance. Latin, classical or ballet. I’m energetic. I’m extroverted around some people. I’m between contracts so could use the money. I like making people smile. See peoplepages for pic money back guarantee ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/3 "2000-10-10T15:23:54Z")
I will apply for the position. A “group of intelligent, discerning and probably tipsy women” could talk me into doing just about anything 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/4 "2000-10-10T15:30:11Z")
Two Words: Got Italian? Disclaimer: Well, actually, my father’s family is from the northern part of Italy. I don’t know that much about it, save for the fact that for some reason we all have blonde hair that turns black as we grow up. And I don’t have the cool olive skin. Damn my French mother!.. 🙂 Just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/5 "2000-10-10T15:30:28Z")
Have you _seen_ my ass? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/6 "2000-10-10T15:33:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Have you _seen_ my ass? \*\* Why? Did you lose it? As for me, I only do private parties. Inquire within. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/7 "2000-10-10T15:40:14Z")
Hello, mind if I dance for the ladies. 😛 :::boogie-boogie, shake-shake::: Ah, you like that eh. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/8 "2000-10-10T15:40:37Z")
I have the ass of a God… Hephaestus I think… It’s really obnoxious. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/9 "2000-10-10T15:48:13Z")
Gentlemen, I humbly thank you for your interest. You will ALL be considered–and closely, I might add–but I should clarify that whoever applies for this/these positions will miss out on the bachelor party, as both parties will be the same night. Just wanted to let you know… Now, everybody turn around…s-l-o-w-l-y. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/10 "2000-10-10T15:52:45Z")
Struuter, I’m not applying. Unforntunately, the creator chose not to bless me with what would be called a sexy body. They did however give me an abundance of hair. 🙂 Only one poor girl, my lovely SO, has the guts to view me naked, and for that I thank her dearly. For some reason she seems to like me naked and next to her. Poor misdirected girl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/11 "2000-10-10T15:55:00Z")
struuter I’ve already warned the lads I’ll be leaving early. A sacrifice I can make for my female friends. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/12 "2000-10-10T15:59:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*…I should clarify that whoever applies for this/these positions will miss out on the bachelor party, as both parties will be the same night. > Just wanted to let you know… > \*\* Hmmm…let’s see. Stare at naked chicks in a room full of other horny guys. Or be a naked guy in a room full of tipsy, ogling women. Get your dollars ready ladies! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/13 "2000-10-10T16:41:38Z")
Now, I have not surveyed the other females of the board, but I think I can safely speak for them in saying that anyone is welcome. This is virtual, after all…I’m operating under the idea that you can look however you like. Although I’m sure you are all quite pleasing to the eye… I’m just happy to have some applicants. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/14 "2000-10-10T17:13:35Z")
I’m not too late, am I? I’m not sure if I’ve described myself lately, but if you need to make a decision, here are the bullet items: 6’3" 215# Italian-Dutch Blue-green-grey eyes (piercing and hypnotic) Former Marine (keeping the haircut) Former rugby player and long-distance runner (think: endurance) Much much more, but **struuter** , hon, you already know that! Some say I look like Jim Thome (Cleveland Indians first baseman), and most of the people that say that are from Cleveland, so go figure. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/15 "2000-10-10T17:17:48Z")
::peeks in room:: Struuter, can I come in or is this supposed to be a surprise. I was kind of hoping that, since the stag party is going on now, I could help with auditions.😃 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/16 "2000-10-10T17:34:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > Much much more, but **struuter** , hon, you already know that! > > \*\* Um…YOU I’d like to see audition privately. 😃_where’d I put that stack of ones and fives?_ little\*bit, honey–you can do whatever you want. This is your big day/night/whatever. I just want you to be happy. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/17 "2000-10-10T17:40:39Z")
Great, I’ll just sit back here watch the auditions. I’m really just curious. I’ve heard strange & awe-inspiring stories about Omni’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/18 "2000-10-10T18:46:37Z")
OK. I’m going to have to insist that someone start stripping soon. If I don’t see some flesh soon I’m going to have to get back to work, and what kind of fun is that?!? Come on boys. Show me those pecs. Flex those abs. Shake that ass. I’m waiting with stacks of singles & fives. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/19 "2000-10-10T20:12:17Z")
I think we should have Silo dance for us again. Rumor has it he has a really huge penis. 😃 [sub]That’s just what I heard.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407/20 "2000-10-10T20:24:17Z")
:: xizor walks in, strips, starts dancing :: hmmm, no one is interested :: switches to doing jumping jacks :: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wanted-male-dancers-strippers/36407.md?page=2)