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No it doesn’t. His brain would have been transplanted into the body of a Great White Shark years ago.
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A Cyborg Great White Shark with 1920’s Style Death-Ray Lasers.
[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
I go by Augustine’s principle. A war is justified if it causes more good than bad. World War II had a high cost in human lives and general destruction but it’s generally considered to have been worth the cost to defeat Hitler. World War I, on the other hand, is generally not considered to have had enough good results to have justified the millions of lives lost.
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St. Augustine said no such thing. His ideas on the justice of war can be boiled down to a few rules:
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You must have a just cause.
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You have to be more in the right than the other guy. If you screw with someone and he screw you back, you don’t then get to claim that he’s being mean and go to war over it. If you do, it’s a sin.
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You have to actually have some sort of legitimate authority. You don’t get to just go off an kill people because you declare you havea grievance. This one actually more or less shafts groups like Montana militia-men or Al-Qaeda. It basically says you have to have authority before you go to war. It doesn’t inherently stop civil wars or rebellions, but the rebels must actually get together and start something which can be considered a nation.
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You have to mean right. You can go to war to correct an injustice, but not just to fill your purse (lest this seem modern to you people thinking of the old BusHitler wants Oil! slogans, dont forget about barbarian raids).
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You must have some chance of winning. If you are going to lose, and go to war, it probably means you’re desperate to keep your power and are willing to toss away your subjects/citizens/whatevers rights for it. Time to find another option.
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You should try to negotiate and find another solution first. Many people misinterpret this one: they say that it requires you to try all possible alternatives. But Just War only requires you to do things which might rationally succeed. You don’t, for example, have to bring your Happy Kitty Puppy Ice Cream baskets to the invading German army, just in case they decide to give up oppression and conquest because of it.
In any case, many wars can be justified by an honest man, and a dishonest man can justify any war at all. That is not a flaw; if people wind up in a war, it’s often better to just have the thing and be done with it than let whole nations smoulder in enmity forever. Better to lt bygones be bygones, but if that’s not possible, better to have a duel and end it than live a life filled with secret efforts to “do the man in.”