# warning labels only you'd want on movies

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 18, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-labels-only-youd-want-on-movies/82319 "2001-09-18T02:40:03Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-labels-only-youd-want-on-movies/82319/101 "2002-08-15T21:41:33Z")

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\*Originally posted by bean\_shadow \*  
Warning: Something will happen to someone’s eyeballs.

Eyeballs make me squeamish, OK?

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Hope someone told you about _Minority Report_!  
WARNING: This movie contains far more nudity than would reasonably be expected given the plot (1984)

Also (inspired by **ElwoodCuse** ):  
WARNING: CAPalert _like_ this movie.

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