# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/261 "2001-02-15T01:28:37Z")
> [@](#): > > He can’t bear to throw it into the volcano, but a previous owner attacks him to take it back and falls in with it. Return of the King (book 3 of “Lord of the Rings”) Good one! Let me just say that I enjoyed immensely the skydiving scene in “Point Break.” And that Keanu Reeves dude can act. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/262 "2001-02-15T01:59:54Z")
Guess the movie: The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/263 "2001-02-15T11:56:08Z")
“It’s his birthday party, the whole thing was an elaborate prank.” **The Game** “Teenager with green slime on her head becomes a big MTV star.” **You Can’t Do That On Television** “He cuts off his own hand to get away after feeding brains to the prick FBI agent. (“Smells delicious!”)” **Hannibal** (the movie) “The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate” **Being There** (?) * * * The man he saw killed in the airport was himself. His wife checks his blood type and his daughter shoots him; he kills the terrorist with a harpoon gun. He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right. He tries to travel back home, but goes too far and is alone. The ship works exactly as planned, but no one believes it. The alien device turns the sky blue and saves him and the brunette at the last minute. She wins the money gambling, but her boyfriend already got it back from the bum. Mr. Glass did it all. Everyone dies except the idiot savant, who escapes into the white light. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/264 "2001-02-15T12:23:36Z")
Please forgive me for reposting any that were posted before. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/265 "2001-02-15T13:12:54Z")
Fellow POW in charge of security involving escape attempts is actually a German mole. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/266 "2001-02-15T14:28:42Z")
\*\*He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right. \*\* Army of Darkness **Everyone dies except the idiot savant, who escapes into the white light.** The Cube? **Fellow POW in charge of security involving escape attempts is actually a German mole.** Stalag 17 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/267 "2001-02-15T18:17:13Z")
\*\*The alien device turns the sky blue and saves him and the brunette at the last minute. \*\* Total Recall (I think - the one with Ah-nold on Mars) The dog, tied to the car bumper, gets forgotten. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![sheilajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@sheilajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sheilajo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/268 "2001-02-15T22:54:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*Guess the movie: > The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate \*\* Being There ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/269 "2001-02-15T23:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Mr2001_ > **"The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate" Being There** Yes! That’s it! > [@](#): > > The dog, tied to the car bumper, gets forgotten. National Lampoon’s Vacation Here’s a 1992 movie: Mr. X isn’t _really_ Josef Locke. Micky O’Neill tries to find Josef Locke, and eventually finds him – he looks like Ned Beatty. Josef sings and gets away from the police. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/270 "2001-02-15T23:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr2001 \* > **The man he saw killed in the airport was himself.** 12 Monkeys? ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/271 "2001-02-16T00:50:25Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right. > > She wins the money gambling, but her boyfriend already got it back from the bum. > > Mr. Glass did it all. > \*\* Army of Darkness Run Lola Run Unbreakable BOOYA! ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/272 "2001-02-16T02:38:27Z")
12 Monkeys Face/Off ??? ??? ??? Total Recall ??? Unbreakable ??? ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/273 "2001-02-16T08:51:54Z")
He kills himself instead of getting it on with his sister, and then everything’s back to normal. It’s the new girl. She didn’t really take the drug. He crushes her behind the bleachers. His girlfriend finds out he was making porno movies, but she decides to stay with him in Los Angeles anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/274 "2001-02-16T09:48:53Z")
**He kills himself instead of getting it on with his sister, and then everything’s back to normal.** The Devil’s Advocate **His girlfriend finds out he was making porno movies, but she decides to stay with him in Los Angeles anyway.** Orgazmo ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/275 "2001-02-17T04:23:08Z")
Primo and Secondo cook the best meal ever. Louis Prima never shows up. The brothers fight on a beach, then make up. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Ps\_and\_Qs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mr.Ps\_and\_Qs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Ps_and_Qs)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/276 "2001-02-18T23:36:49Z")
Ever After is a sad remake of Cinderella, with stars just tossing off lines like they are reading a teleprompter. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/277 "2001-02-19T03:05:41Z")
Here’s another one for y’all: They make love, she dies, he actually _lives_ and he would do it all over again, given the choice. ---
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/278 "2001-02-19T12:42:57Z")
He manages NOT to get arrested for major Drug abuse. He still doesn’t have a story though. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/279 "2001-02-19T21:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*They make love, she dies, he actually _lives_ and he would do it all over again, given the choice. \*\* This wouldn’t be “Autumn in New York”, would it? ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/280 "2001-02-25T06:35:51Z")
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