# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/281 "2001-02-25T06:53:03Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Marvel_ > **"She’s my daughter AND my sister!"** Chinatown…or maybe Fatal Instinct. Here’s a book spoiler: Lucy Honeychurch finally realizes that she loves him. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/282 "2001-02-25T07:42:32Z")
Yup, it was from Chinatown. BTW - the campus Film Society will be showing Chinatown in a few weeks and is currently running the trailer. Right after Jack Nickleson slaps Faye Dunaway and yells, “I want the truth,” the audience has taken to yelling back, “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!” How I Love CWRU Film Society! Patty ---
**Author:** ![ToddEverett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e8c25b/32.png) [@ToddEverett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToddEverett)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/283 "2001-02-25T08:08:42Z")
Primo and Secondo cook the best meal ever. Louis Prima never shows up. The brothers fight on a beach, then make up. “Big Night.” Stanley Tucci, Tony Shaloub, Minnie Driver, etc. Not all that recent – 1996. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/284 "2001-03-01T16:49:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* \*\*I still have not a seen a reply to these: > [@](#): > > They finally make it to Montana, but then one of them has to bring the others body back to Texas. \*\* Ahh…a fantastic miniseries! _Lonesome Dove_. Can’t get any of the others though. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/285 "2001-03-02T15:56:11Z")
They finally find her wrapped in a blanket up the beach a ways. The monsters are swept into the “vortex”. ---
**Author:** ![doctorphantasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@doctorphantasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctorphantasm)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/286 "2001-03-03T04:00:45Z")
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been posted yet. . .or did I miss it? The shark gets blown up. Richard Dreyfuss isn’t dead. And here’s one from a novel: Rand is the Dragon Reborn. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/287 "2001-03-03T04:41:56Z")
_originally submitted by doctorphantasm_ > [@](#): > > **The shark gets blown up. Richard Dreyfuss isn’t dead.** Jaws! Here, fishie, fishie… > [@](#): > > **Rand is the Dragon Reborn.** Rand McNally’s World Atlas ---
**Author:** ![doctorphantasm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@doctorphantasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doctorphantasm)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/288 "2001-03-08T04:36:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \* > \*\*_originally submitted by doctorphantasm_ > > > [@](#): > > > > **The shark gets blown up. Richard Dreyfuss isn’t dead.** > > Jaws! Here, fishie, fishie… > > > [@](#): > > > > **Rand is the Dragon Reborn.** > > Rand McNally’s World Atlas > \*\* Ummmm. . .no. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/289 "2001-05-21T11:52:54Z")
the boat sinks. ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/290 "2001-05-21T12:17:23Z")
ok, if you know this one…you watch some sick movies. the rat made them kinky. ---
**Author:** ![Vroomfondel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Vroomfondel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vroomfondel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/291 "2001-06-25T00:41:09Z")
_He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right._ Army of Darkness _He tries to travel back home, but goes too far and is alone._ Army of Darkness - **the ORIGINAL ending** _The ship works exactly as planned, but no one believes it._ Contact ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/292 "2001-06-25T04:04:33Z")
**They make love, she dies, he actually lives and he would do it all over again, given the choice.** Duh! City of Angles! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/293 "2001-06-25T04:23:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \* > \*\*They finally find her wrapped in a blanket up the beach a ways. > \*\* Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/294 "2001-06-25T04:58:56Z")
> [@](#): > > They finally make it to Montana, then one of them has to bring the other one’s body back to Texas WAG – Glen Campbell and John Wayne in _True Grit_? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/295 "2001-06-25T05:21:16Z")
These are old, but most of them are definitely not classics. If you’re under 35, don’t bother trying. The giant letter W (or was it an M? Sorry!) is made of palm trees. The pastor’s drunken brother blows up the church (and the new organ) when his still explodes. The secret lovers get to stop meeting in the graveyard. The janitor goes into outer space with a hangover. He’s not a Brewster. He’s a bastard. Little Adolf kills two people, then goes back “home” with the convicts. Want a hint? Look below. They’re all comedies. ---
**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/296 "2001-06-25T05:41:45Z")
She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. **While You were Sleeping** How about: The evil one is killed/banished, the unicorn comes back to life, and the young lovers live happily ever after. ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/297 "2001-06-25T06:04:40Z")
Leonard Shelby killed his wife with insulin shots. Leonard Shelby’s wife never died. Leonard Shelby killed his wife’s attacker. Hmm, what was I thinking about again? ARRRGGGG!!! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/298 "2001-06-25T09:07:55Z")
It’s the new girl. She didn’t really take the drug. He crushes her behind the bleachers. _The Faculty_ The monsters are swept into the “vortex”. _The Monster Squad_ ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/299 "2001-06-25T14:18:10Z")
I’m 25. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tenar \* > **He’s not a Brewster. He’s a bastard. > _Arsenic and Old Lace_ > Little Adolf kills two people, then goes back “home” with the convicts. > _We’re No Angels_ with Bogart, Ustinov, and Ray.** ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/300 "2001-06-25T18:37:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pink kitten \* > \*\* > > She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. > > **While You were Sleeping** > > How about: The evil one is killed/banished, the unicorn comes back to life, and the young lovers live happily ever after. \*\* No, I think it’s Sabrina. Or possibly both? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886.md?page=16)