# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/301 "2001-06-26T00:44:07Z")
“Goose” dies. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/302 "2001-06-26T01:26:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Me, months ago \*\* > I still have not a seen a reply to these: > The Captain is dirty, the prostitute really loves him (not the Captain) and the new guy learns some important lessons. [sub](and Danny Devito dies) [/sub] > > She wasn’t dead or a coward, they called in the air-strike to cover up their wrong-doing. He tells the family it was his fault (not the air-strike, btw). > > He surprises Cary Elwes and passes on the outside to win. > > He realizes it was his boss and his friend that set him up, kills one and the Chinese (mob) kill the other. > > There really is a conspiracy, he was an agent, but he didn’t kill her father. > > He finds out who is doing the blackmailing, but more importantly, why she was doing it. He also finds the keys. > > After telling the story, the man dies. As the sailors light his pyre, the ice begins to break and the monster returns, but they get away. > > He almost makes it out of the building before being shot in the head. He gives the agent a “message” “from Matilda.” She goes back to school. Two more: After cutting off the mobsters fingers and watching his bodyguard shoot one of them on the knee, the truth about the kidnapping and ransom comes out…almost. The truth really comes out on the boat in the tropics. They make it to Mexico, but the button-man gets the girl back _and_ the baby and shoots them both, though the original bodyguards get gunned down along the way. (“Until that day, then.”) ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/303 "2001-06-26T13:05:41Z")
**"Goose" dies.** _Top Gun_ **There really is a conspiracy, he was an agent, but he didn’t kill her father.** _Conspiracy Theory_ ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/304 "2001-06-26T14:43:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > He almost makes it out of the building before being shot in the head. He gives the agent a “message” “from Matilda.” She goes back to school. > > \*\* The Professional! God, I love that movie. By the way, I’m still wondering about “The rats made them kinky” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/305 "2001-06-26T16:57:09Z")
Good job, you two. Three down, just a few more to go… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/306 "2001-06-26T16:59:53Z")
> [@](#): > > They make it to Mexico, but the button-man gets the girl back _and_ the baby and shoots them both, though the original bodyguards get gunned down along the way. (“Until that day, then.”) Would perhaps read better if it went like this: They make it to Mexico, but the button-man shoots them both (“Until that day, then”) then gets the girl back _and_ the baby. The original bodyguards get gunned down along the way and the bitch-wife ends up being pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/307 "2001-06-26T21:57:41Z")
um…‘The Way Of The Gun’? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/308 "2001-06-27T04:30:40Z")
Book Spoiler: Weak Nellie Trent stays forever pure and disappoints all of England by dying in her bed. Dick marries the Marchioness instead. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/309 "2001-06-27T06:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > um…‘The Way Of The Gun’? Way to go, **Miss Creant** , very nice. I just picked that up on DVD and am really impressed, I must say. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/310 "2001-06-27T06:18:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tenar \* > \*\*The giant letter W (or was it an M? Sorry!) is made of palm trees. > \*\* _It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World_ (21, btw. :D) ---
**Author:** ![Kathara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9a28c/32.png) [@Kathara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathara)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/311 "2001-06-27T10:00:39Z")
Long time lurker, first time poster!! 😃 \>\>How about: The evil one is killed/banished, the unicorn comes back to life, and the young lovers live happily ever after.\<\< Legend \>\>The orphans defeated the Empress turned ghost, who originally possessed their teacher/warden\<\< Final Fantasy VIII \>\>Mimi Rogers rejects God and spends eternity alone\<\< The Rapture \>\>She wasn’t dead or a coward, they called in the air-strike to cover up their wrong-doing. He tells the family it was his fault (not the air-strike, btw). \<\< Courage Under Fire? \>\>He surprises Cary Elwes and passes on the outside to win.\<\< Twister? So how’d I do? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kathara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9a28c/32.png) [@Kathara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathara)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/312 "2001-06-27T10:02:52Z")
Dang, I meant to include this in the last post. Here’s an obscure one: Heidi goes nuts after finding out her husband has been cheating on her and kills just about everyone with an M-16. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/313 "2001-06-27T13:54:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kathara \* > \*\*Heidi goes nuts after finding out her husband has been cheating on her and kills just about everyone with an M-16. \*\* _Meet the Feebles_ ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/314 "2001-06-27T14:03:21Z")
Welcome to the SDMB, **Kathara**! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/315 "2001-06-27T17:48:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Kathara \*\* > Courage Under Fire? > > \>\>He surprises Cary Elwes and passes on the outside to win.\<\< > > Twister? Yes and No. (it might help I mentioned the “he” is Tom Cruise) Welcome to the wonderful world of posting! ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/316 "2001-06-28T03:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kathara \* > \*\*Long time lurker, first time poster!! 😃 > > \>\>How about: The evil one is killed/banished, the unicorn comes back to life, and the young lovers live happily ever after.\<\< The Last Unicorn? (Never saw the movie, read the book about 30 years ago.) ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/317 "2001-06-30T06:13:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*Kathara \*\* > > Courage Under Fire? > > > > \>\>He surprises Cary Elwes and passes on the outside to win.\<\< > > > > Twister? > > Yes and No. (it might help I mentioned the “he” is Tom Cruise) > > Welcome to the wonderful world of posting! \*\* That car-racing movie. Uh…uh… **Days of Thunder**. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/318 "2001-06-30T06:52:48Z")
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