# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![eggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@eggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eggo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/41 "2000-08-20T21:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by corvidae \* > I got that one! That’s from the Stephen King short story _The Long Walk_, isn’t it? Make mine chocolate chip. \*\* you got it, and you should be reciveing a cookie when you save your password [rimshot] ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/42 "2000-08-20T22:19:34Z")
All of the people on the train did it . Harrison Fords wife did it . Geoff Bridges did it . Michael Douglas is done for murder. ( at least in the alternative ending ) John Voight is the villian . Never trust Paul Reiser . Newt dies so don’t invest . Miaranda Richardson is not dead . Warren Beatty gets shot . Can anybody name all the movies ? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/43 "2000-08-20T22:59:13Z")
The will always be a secret lair that the villain will flee to. Bond will track him down, kill hime, then escape as the lair explodes. Never mind _how_ it explodes. It just explodes! ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/44 "2000-08-20T23:20:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*The winner gets stoned to death. > \*\* Mmmmm… The Lottery. Also: -Keanu finishs the football game as QB, tricks the kicker and runs it in for a TD. -Dr. Evil escapes. -Austin clones himself. -006 falls to his death on the antenna. -Orlando Preds win Arena Bowl XIV. (Sorry, had to add that.) -Ferris doesn’t get in trouble. -The young, overachieving student begins her ascent up the political ladder, while the bitter teacher becomes a tour guide in DC (anyone wanna take a guess at this one?) ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/45 "2000-08-20T23:58:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AETBOND417 \* > [B > > -The young, overachieving student begins her ascent up the political ladder, while the bitter teacher becomes a tour guide in DC (anyone wanna take a guess at this one?) > \*\* OOOH! OOOH! I know! Election! Although in the book, Mr. M becomes a car salesman. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/46 "2000-08-21T00:18:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > Can anybody name all the movies ? \*\* Harrison Fords wife did it . **Presumed Innocent** Geoff Bridges did it . **Jagged Edge** You got me on the rest. How about: What the Nazi wants to know is if it’s safe to retrieve the diamonds. Tom ends up happy and poor, but dies; while Rudy becomes rich but miserable and alone. Kristen did it. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/47 "2000-08-21T00:40:08Z")
Never trust Paul Reiser: Aliens 2 norman is impersonating his mother.: Psycho? X-files - Mulder’s right.: Most of the episodes. 🙂 The narrator did it.: The Last Broadcast (saw the thread on it; didn’t see the movie) Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.: Mortal Thoughts (or something.) More X Files: Deep Throat sent it. The evil computer did it. Roland has it. Kristen Kilar did Mulder! 😃 Jose Chung wrote it. Queequeg got it. Pusher pushed it. It was her father. He was the double-agent. Lily Tomlin and Ed Asner did it. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/48 "2000-08-21T00:45:15Z")
Tom ends up happy and poor, but dies; while Rudy becomes rich but miserable and alone. :-\* Richman , Poorman \* ? Kristen did it. :-_Dallas_ ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/49 "2000-08-21T01:12:51Z")
Geez, yojimbo, I didn’t think anyone would get the Rich Man, Poor Man one. How about: She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert. She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. The chicken is really a crying baby. ---
**Author:** ![jcatcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jcatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/50 "2000-08-21T01:42:19Z")
The blanchemonge won Wimbledon. If you don’t want to be seen, don’t stand up. The parrot is dead. ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/51 "2000-08-21T02:18:51Z")
dammit. dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit. Gonzo. An alien. dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit. I can’t say I wasn’t warned… ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/52 "2000-08-21T02:22:53Z")
Bobby killed Mona Westly is the Dread Pirate Roberts All dogs do go to heaven They never get the Holy Grail Godzilla dies but some of her babies survive Mulan saves the day They both die in molten metal The Gladiator dies in the end after killing the emperor(sp?) Bond kills the bad guy and gets the girl/girls They bomb Moscow and New York He saves his father after picking the right cup The nerds win The nerds win again The nerds win again He gets the girl and a million dollars He dies on a cross He rides the nuke out of the bomber Rocky wins Rocky wins again Rocky wins again Rocky wins again Rocky wins again Rocky wins again (enough already) They give the big ship a virus and destroy the others They kill the terrorist ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/53 "2000-08-21T02:24:04Z")
Berney(sp?) is really dead. Berney is still really dead. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/54 "2000-08-21T04:45:07Z")
The step mother did it. They are all dead, the train wreck was real. All but 3 of them die either in the attempt or are shot after being captured. angelfish, beetle, frog, sunner, whark She is his mother so he can’t marry her. She is his mother so his children by her are cursed as is he. They all get married to each other including the elemental and the dragon in her head. It is a grand marriage and much rejoicing is had. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/55 "2000-08-21T05:12:30Z")
Ed Harris was bluffing. The microfilm was hidden under a church pew. The ants made the cancer cure, not the orchids. The astronauts get home safely. By the way, didn’t Rocky actually lose the first one? ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/56 "2000-08-21T06:23:15Z")
Snoopy drove the Peanuts gang to Normandy. Woodstock won the river race. The gang fixed Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree, and then howled “Hark, The Herald Angels Sing”. The construct was a Voyager probe returning to Earth. Khan nuked his ship trying to kill Kirk. He killed Spock instead. Spock ressurected in Genesis and grew up again. The humpback whale saved Earth. Not even God can overcome Kirk in a logic contest. Kirk and spock found the Klingons who framed them. Kirk is dead. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/57 "2000-08-21T06:28:34Z")
The new sheriff’s Dad turned out to have killed a murderer and town bully. Dad also is father of his son’s Mexican lover. (Lone Star) ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/58 "2000-08-21T06:44:34Z")
Peter Graves’ character is the snitch. They hid the new prisoner in the water tower. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/59 "2000-08-21T09:29:28Z")
But… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . who shot JR? ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/60 "2000-08-21T13:31:56Z")
Christine, of course, shot him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886.md?page=4)