# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/61 "2000-08-21T16:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lee \* > \*\*Christine, of course, shot him. > \*\* That was one _mean_ fuckin’ car ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Don](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e95f7d/32.png) [@Engineer\_Don](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Don)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/62 "2000-08-21T16:32:25Z")
Maggie shot him when he tried to steal her lollipop, which explains the Simpson DNA on his jacket. Bugs is the animator, and he is messing with Daffy because he is a stinker. The gremlins are real, they sing, and they all look like denzins of Termite Terrace! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/63 "2000-08-21T17:53:20Z")
If you want to know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall, with the revolver. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/64 "2000-08-21T18:13:22Z")
Tom Cruise plays a cocky, young guy ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/65 "2000-08-21T18:17:08Z")
The brain was Abby Normal’s Girl in Coyote Ugly makes it in the ‘Big City’ ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/66 "2000-08-21T18:59:31Z")
She’s her sister **and** her daughter! She’s the reincarnation of **him** and vice versa. She kills her husband instead of committing suicide, but then it just takes over her body. The moderately-to-well-known actor who’s a friend of the lead and seems to have little purpose in the movie is the murderer. Ooh, ooh - misbunny! > [@](#): > > She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert. > > She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. > > The chicken is really a crying baby. English (gag!) Patient Sabrina M_A_S\*H - when Hawkeye’s going nuts - I really think I should get a cookie for that one! ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/67 "2000-08-21T19:20:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Never trust Paul Reiser . Not just a movie spoiler, its also a way of life for me. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/68 "2000-08-21T20:15:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by missbunny \* > \*\*She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert. –_The English Patient_ > > She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. –_Sabrina_ > > The chicken is really a crying baby. –_M_A_S_H (the non-comedy season)\*\*\* The call is coming from inside the house!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/69 "2000-08-21T20:31:29Z")
Since I was horribly late on the previous one (sorry)… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > \*\*All of the people on the train did it. –_Orient Express?_ > > Harrison Fords wife did it. –_Presumed Innocent_ > > Never trust Paul Reiser . –_Aliens._ > > Newt dies so don’t invest. –_Aliens_ > > Miaranda Richardson is not dead. –_The Crying Game?_ > > Warren Beatty gets shot. –_Bullworth. Or Bonnie & Clyde (but then so does Bonnie)_\*\* Tim Robbins was also dead the entire time. And Bob Newhart dreamed it all. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/70 "2000-08-21T20:46:42Z")
It’s really Earth, just in the future. The boy has to shot his dog. The boy eats his dog. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/71 "2000-08-21T22:25:00Z")
It’s really Earth, just in the future. **Planet of the Apes** The boy eats his dog. **A Boy and His Dog** Young Holland Perry is dead the whole time. **The Other** He built it. They came. He made up with his dead dad. **Field of Dreams** The call is coming from inside the house!!! \*\*Wait Until Dark(?), Sorry, Wrong Number (?), or Scream (?) \*\* Sigh – my supposed hard ones are way too easy for you guys. How about: His new girlfriend’s mother is his old girlfriend, which means his new girlfriend is really his daughter. Then his old girlfriend kills him. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/72 "2000-08-22T01:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > His new girlfriend’s mother is his old girlfriend, which means his new girlfriend is really his daughter. Then his old girlfriend kills him. _Keith Richards: Behind the Music_? ---
**Author:** ![Hanofer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c37758/32.png) [@Hanofer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanofer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/73 "2000-08-22T01:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AerynSun \* > **She’s her sister _and_ her daughter!** Chinatown > [@](#): > > \*\*She’s the reincarnation of _him_ and vice versa. > \*\* Dead Again ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/74 "2000-08-22T01:33:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mojo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > His new girlfriend’s mother is his old girlfriend, which means his new girlfriend is really his daughter. Then his old girlfriend kills him. > > _Keith Richards: Behind the Music_? \*\* Hahahahahaha! That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this message board! ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/75 "2000-08-22T02:57:47Z")
mojo, that’s pretty damn funny - but wrong. Well, what I mean is, it’s not what I was thinking. ---
**Author:** ![Clark\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@Clark\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clark_K)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/76 "2000-08-22T05:53:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by missbunny \* > \*\*She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. > > The chicken is really a crying baby. > \*\* “Sabrina” and the last episode of “MASH.” But you stumped me on the others. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/77 "2000-08-22T20:27:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by missbunny \* > > She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert. > > \*\* I thought She’s dead and he’s trying to kill himself in the crash. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/78 "2000-08-22T21:24:38Z")
\*Originally posted by Jean Grey \* All of the people on the train did it. –_Orient Express?_ :- **Yep** Harrison Fords wife did it. –_Presumed Innocent_ :- **Yep** Never trust Paul Reiser . –_Aliens._:- **Yep** Newt dies so don’t invest. –_Aliens_:- **Yep** She’s dead at the beginning of Aliens[sup]3[/sup] Miaranda Richardson is not dead. –_The Crying Game?_ :- Nope , think without your head 😉 # Warren Beatty gets shot. –_Bullworth. Or Bonnie & Clyde (but then so does Bonnie)_ :- I was actually thinking of “The Parallax View” but yours work too . Tim Robbins was also dead the entire time. =_Jacobs Ladder_ ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/79 "2000-08-22T22:25:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by missbunny \* > \*\* > She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy. > > The chicken is really a crying baby. > \*\* 1. Sabrina 2. M_A_S\*H - episode “Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen” ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/80 "2000-08-22T22:36:10Z")
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