# \*WARNING\*- SPOILER!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886 "2000-06-19T19:08:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ToddEverett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e8c25b/32.png) [@ToddEverett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToddEverett)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/161 "2001-02-02T03:30:24Z")

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(1) The “money” is a valuable stamp, on an envelope as if to be mailed  
(2) The creepy guy who comes back to save the heroine is dead – he committed suicide while in the looney bin for observation, and his ghost does the saving.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/162 "2001-02-02T03:41:49Z")

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His actual name is Bob Smoot, and her cover is blown.

This is a really recent one. Still playing, I think.

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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/163 "2001-02-02T03:51:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jul \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by MarxBoy \*  
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> > Carol Gerber didn’t die in the fire (bonus book points)
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> The last mini-novel in Stephen King’s “Hearts in Atlantis”, of course. So which fabulous prizes can I get by redeeming my bonus book points? 😉 \*\*

Yaaaay! Finally someone got that. I love that book, and so the prize must reflect my joy that someone else read it anyway. I will give you 2 prizes. The first will be a hug transmitted through Fairy-Mail direct from me. The second will be as follows. Tomorrow we will remove every single item from your house and replace it with an EXACT replica. Enjoy all of your new stuff!

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/164 "2001-02-02T04:00:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*Thank you, Protesilaus! I didn’t even watch enough of it to see the film student, but I do remember the weird reporter. I just kept hoping Neve Campbell’s character got killed, because she looks just like an ex-coworker I hated. \*\*

You’re welcome, Eve. 🙂 Sorry Neve didn’t get axed, the [shooting script](http://www.movie-page.com/scripts/scream2.txt) for the movie was way different then the end result - for one thing, everyone dies! I think I would’ve preferred that, if only because we would have been spared the third one.

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/165 "2001-02-02T04:37:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Holy Avenger \*  
> \*\*Norwood kicks it wide right.  
> \*\*

Super Bowl XXV  
NY Giants vs Bufflo Bills

Bills lost

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**Author:** ![Jul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jul)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/166 "2001-02-02T05:13:42Z")

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Hee hee hee… nice prizes.

This of course begs a list of Stephen King spoilers (which would be enormous; a complete set of his paperbacks would sink an aircraft carrier). But I’d feel SO guilty… I know!- I’ll use vague spoilers… ones that can cover huge sections of the King oeuvere!

- An unusually large quantity of weird shit happens in Castle Rock.
- He’s really the devil!
- He’s really the devil!.. sort of. He could just be a minion.
- The abused housewife, after undergoing heaps o’ torment, gets bittersweet revenge.
- The plucky band of kids confront their shared source of fear, and also Do a Little Growing Up.
- Emotionally tormented geeks should not be trusted.

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**Author:** ![StoneGolem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@StoneGolem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StoneGolem)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/167 "2001-02-02T05:19:25Z")

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They all ended up tricking themselves. He was really Lionel Twain…who was really Yetta, the deaf-mute cook!

Proctor hangs with Rebecca Nurse and Martha Corey.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/168 "2001-02-02T05:22:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sagesgirl \*  
> They make it back to port safely, but the other side gets 'em anyway.

Das Boot

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/169 "2001-02-02T05:23:47Z")

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> _Originally posted by Jul \*  
> \*\* - The plucky band of kids confront their shared source of fear, and also Do a Little Growing Up._\*

IT.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/170 "2001-02-02T05:24:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by StoneGolem \*  
> They all ended up tricking themselves. He was really Lionel Twain…who was really Yetta, the deaf-mute cook!

Murder By Death

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/171 "2001-02-02T06:07:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MarxBoy \*  
> \*\*A) The red violin  
> \*\*

You know, I’m positive it’s the wife’s blood, not the baby’s. There’s that one creepy scene where he cuts her wrist and puts the blood into the pot.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/172 "2001-02-02T06:13:44Z")

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1. She sings on-stage. She also auctions her father.

2. He gets taken away by the cops after hugging the son of the woman he screwed while renting her barn and buying her now-dead husband’s old motorcycle and using it in a chase scene.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/173 "2001-02-02T06:55:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by StoneGolem \*  
> \*\*Proctor hangs with Rebecca Nurse and Martha Corey. \*\*

The Crucible

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/174 "2001-02-02T07:31:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ToddEverett \*  
> \*\*(1) The “money” is a valuable stamp, on an envelope as if to be mailed  
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Charade with A. Hepburn and C. Grant, and a damn fine movie it is too.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/175 "2001-02-02T11:08:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jul \*  
> \*\* - An unusually large quantity of weird shit happens in Castle Rock. _Name the book… there are a few_
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> - He’s really the devil! _Needful Things_
> - He’s really the devil!.. sort of. He could just be a minion. _The Stand_
> - The abused housewife, after undergoing heaps o’ torment, gets bittersweet revenge. _Dolores Claiborne_
> - The plucky band of kids confront their shared source of fear, and also Do a Little Growing Up. _IT_ or the short sory that turned into the movie _Stand By Me_
> - Emotionally tormented geeks should not be trusted. _The Stand_ again. \*\*

\*\*He breaks his other leg.

VERTIGO!\*\*

Actually, I thought this was _Rear Window_.  
A new one: After revealing his deepest fear, he is exposed by the judge.

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**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/176 "2001-02-02T12:45:38Z")

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“A young boy takes a feather out of his mouth.”

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**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/177 "2001-02-02T13:34:53Z")

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Okay, how about this:

“Bogey _doesn’t_ get the girl.”

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**Author:** ![gdnp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6de8d8/32.png) [@gdnp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gdnp)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/178 "2001-02-02T13:52:54Z")

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After watching everyone else get killed and then hiding out in the attic overnight, he is mistakenly shot and killed by the sherrif’s posse just when he thinks the coast is clear.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/179 "2001-02-02T14:08:06Z")

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> - The abused housewife, after undergoing heaps o’ torment, gets bittersweet revenge. Dolores Claiborne

Damn, I’m too late for my own answer! LOL!

Try these:

She goes into the picture followed by her husband…  
He goes on a shooting spree…  
The airplane crashes into the Network building…  
The kids get big again…  
The kid gets small again…

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**Author:** ![IGerstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7ab992/32.png) [@IGerstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGerstein)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warning-spoiler/22886/180 "2001-02-02T14:15:01Z")

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The lecturer is actually a male organ

Mid-movie spoiler: The detective falls in love with a portrait of the dead woman, who turns out not to be dead.

(Assuming my memory is correct) The title character ends up as commissioner of baseball.

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