# Warren, Reynolds, Tam or Cobb?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 24, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623 "2005-06-24T03:27:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623/1 "2005-06-24T03:27:35Z")

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Well, ladies? Which of these studly studs would you choose?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623/2 "2005-06-24T04:43:13Z")

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For a continuing relationship?..Hmmm. Is Warren Wash? He’d probably wear the best long-term, but there’s the detail of Zoe killing you…

For a one-night stand? Jayne, absolutely.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623/3 "2005-06-24T05:58:47Z")

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The Captain. I looooove Mal. It’s possible he has some mental issues, but hell, I have insurance. I’ll send him to a psychologist.

He had me when he shot the lawman in the pilot. Awww.

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623/4 "2005-06-24T12:23:04Z")

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> [@Kyla](#):
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> The Captain. I looooove Mal. It’s possible he has some mental issues, but hell, I have insurance. I’ll send him to a psychologist.

Possible? _Possible_???

Aw hell, I’d go for Mal too. I dig cynical and sarcastic.

But there isn’t a one of them that I’d kick out of bed.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/warren-reynolds-tam-or-cobb/309623/5 "2005-06-24T12:33:58Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Is Warren Wash?

My mistake. Zoe is Warren. Wash is Washburne.