# Was Europe (1500-1789) a black civilisation?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [December 22, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194 "2009-12-22T15:21:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/321 "2010-01-02T19:02:22Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> They identified with images of Moors, a classical pitch black african

Which points up a problem you don’t seem able to address. Painters of the period knew perfectly well how to depict a black person. But none of the European nobility that you allege are black look anything like that in any of the portraits presented.

The other problem is that your own cite describes the undoubted fact that people with black hair and swarthy skin - _white_ people with black hair - are described as “black” sometimes. This is not an indication that they are Black in the modern sense of the term.

In other words, you have not presented **any** credible evidence. The nobility don’t look black in any of the portraits you found, and the fact that some of them are described as Charles the Black or whatever it is is not proof of any cover up.

If you want to discuss 9/11, I would recommend [list=A][li]Do so in another thread, and [\*]wear your asbestos undershorts. We have done that to death and beyond, and ideas of government conspiracy don’t hold a drop of water.[/list][/li]Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Egmond\_Codfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@Egmond\_Codfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egmond_Codfried)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/322 "2010-01-02T19:05:06Z")

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[quote=“annelions, post:302, topic:522194”]

I don’t know why she made the comment. QUOTE]

Neither do I, but after three yeras of research I came up with a theory. She was talking about her own black colour, which was her nobility at a time the nobility was under fire. She wrote a poem ‘about his black brown colour (1764) about a baron from the oldest and noblest dutch families Aarnout Joost van der Duyn van Maasdam, stating that colour does not speak of merit, comparing him to the war god Mars, who was black and had the love of Aphrodite over that of her white husband and her blond lover Apollo. Boswell described baron van Maasdam as chimney sweeper and his wife as black as chimney. She came from the richess dutch family van Aerssen. No portret from her available. He was the highest military from the south of Holland. There are links to prince Charles’ present wife.

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**Author:** ![Egmond\_Codfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@Egmond\_Codfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egmond_Codfried)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/323 "2010-01-02T19:17:04Z")

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> [@annelions](#):
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> “Swarthy” has also been used to describe Asians who look nothing like any Negro. Anyone not chalk-white, for whatever reason, is “swarthy”.
> 
> I still don’t understand why they would want to “become” white, if being “black” was a symbol of nobility. Either it was a symbol, and others wanted to emulate them (of which we have no record), or whiteness was a symbol and others wanted to emulate them (of which we DO have record of white makeup being applied).
> 
> If you doubt how much rulers can influence fashion, I suggest you might want to read up on the [codpiece](http://www.renaissancedancewear.com/codpices.html). I’ve heard it theorized that they reached their prominence in the 1540’s because Henry VIII was unable to produce a male heir and, in order to assure his ‘virility’, took to wearing rather large codpieces.

> **[swarthy - Google Zoeken](https://www.google.nl/search?gbv=2&hl=nl&q=swarthy&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20&tbm=isch)**

> **[Google Search](https://www.google.nl/search?gbv=2&hl=nl&q=swarthy&ndsp=20&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw)**

Swarthy is a very imprecise term. I take it to mean black in color but no classical african features. As you know Pakistani’s and Indian can be very, very black in colour. So what are they?  
I have before offered the Grand dragon test, like if the KKK would accept Charles II, a tall black man, as a candidate for Grand Dragon, I will withdraw my theory and lock myself in a monastary or something!  
Many types are considered black and coloured. I feel that people who identify with images of Moors are very clear about who they are and what they are.  
I do not think that albinism affects the organs or the brains, but I wonder why people have so much trouble considering all my sources and arguments and just pick away at them piece by piece.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/324 "2010-01-02T19:18:41Z")

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Since our OP has not responded to any of the points I made, I’ll have to make them again: None of these European royals had classic African features, and a photoshopped picture of Obama as a “white man” STILL looks black. Making someone’s skin light and giving him straight hair does not negate the obviously African facial features. On the other hand, there is no way in hell I am going to believe you when you say that Henry VIII and Henry Stuart, Antoine de Bourbon, and Charles V Hapsburg - the patriarchs of three of the most important noble families of Renaissance Europe, were black.

If their portraits “do not show the whole picture,” then, since their portraits are in fact the only record we have of their appearance, what _does_ show the whole picture?

You need to understand something: the ego and vanity of these monarchs knew no bounds. If they were indeed black, or partially black, or had any traces of African ancestry in their physical appearance, they would have been _proud_ of it instead of trying to hide it. If that portrait of Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, who looks like he might have been the whitest person who ever lived in the history of the whole universe, was “retouched” to “hide” his supposed black ancestry, do you think Stuart himself would have allowed this to happen? Fuck no. If the painter who painted that made him look like a white man and he was really black, Stuart would have grabbed him by his neck-ruff, and said, “Laddie, either you fix that painting to make me black or you’ll never paint in this town again!”

Unless you are alleging that there was some vast conspiracy among post-Renaissance monarchs and artists to cover up their ancestors’ black features because they had suddenly decided it was no longer the hip thing to look black. Which is equally ridiculous.

You are not a historian. You are pushing a preposterous theory that nobody takes seriously except for the same people who also believe that the white race was created by an evil black scientist called Yakoob 19 trillion years ago, and that a great “mother wheel” will come from outer space to destroy the white devil.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/325 "2010-01-02T19:19:41Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> Swarthy is a very imprecise term. I take it to mean black in color but no classical african features. As you know Pakistani’s and Indian can be very, very black in colour. So what are they?

European nobility, obviously.

> [@](#):
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> I do not think that albinism affects the organs or the brains, but I wonder why people have so much trouble considering all my sources and arguments and just pick away at them piece by piece.

Because you haven’t produced a scrap of credible evidence for anything you have stated.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/326 "2010-01-02T19:43:15Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> You are not a historian. You are pushing a preposterous theory that nobody takes seriously except for the same people who also believe that the white race was created by an evil black scientist called Yakoob 19 trillion years ago, and that a great “mother wheel” will come from outer space to destroy the white devil.

I wondered if anyone else was thinking of that.

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**Author:** ![annelions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@annelions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annelions)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/327 "2010-01-02T19:45:54Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> Try to view all my arguments in conjuction with each other. Louis XIV cousin Charles II Stuart was named the black Boy, a tall black man and the swarthy stuart. I allways hope someone with real expertise will answer questions. Do black and white look the same in death? always, under all circumstances?  
> Find in google louis XIV and l’encre (ink), parts of the book are shown in google.  
> By the way, don’t you get disgusted with constantly finding some convulated excuse about any argument a black oriented persons brings in? Do you ask yourself why you respond like this. Whats wrong with blacks as always seem to be wrong? Even regarding their own history? as are Arabs, always wrong, always the need to be bombed like some fermin. Only whites know best. You are speaking to a real person not some beast who worries about things going on in Europe today as if we are heading towards a new holocaust. And blacks and arabs are always wrong.

I don’t recall saying anything about thinking blacks as being ‘always’ wrong. Blacks, negros, whatever you want to call it… do a lot of good and are right a lot of times. This is not one of those times.

As for Louis XIV, I can only find [one article](http://desencyclopedie.wikia.com/wiki/Louis_XIV), and that seems to be _satire_ with such (translated) gems as:

> [@](#):
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> Louis XIV at school? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Le p’tit Louis did not go to school. In fact, it was a big wanker. He did not learn Latin (though far, so good!) Or history (There’s no excuse, he had less to learn than us!), Or me … mam… mam … mathéma … mathematics (What?) or Italian (Louis è pigro.) or drawing (But must say that at the time, could not draw small car under the sun with glasses).

Not to mention the “painting” there, which is a doctored version of [File:Louis XIV of France.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Louis_XIV_of_France.jpg)

It does, however, appear that they quote a real book with “Quelques-uns de ces corps étaient bien conservés, surtout celui de Louis XIII; mais la peau de celui de Louis XIV était noire comme de l’encre.” There is no further detail than this. It was 70+ years after Louis XIII’s death. People can turn black after death, especially, IIRC, in the presence of lead. There is no indication here that this was his pre-death appearance.

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**Author:** ![annelions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@annelions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annelions)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/328 "2010-01-02T19:58:20Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> [swarthy - Google Zoeken](http://images.google.nl/images?gbv=2&hl=nl&q=swarthy&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20)
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> [Google Search](http://www.google.nl/search?gbv=2&hl=nl&q=swarthy&ndsp=20&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw)
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> Swarthy is a very imprecise term. I take it to mean black in color but no classical african features. As you know Pakistani’s and Indian can be very, very black in colour. So what are they?  
> I have before offered the Grand dragon test, like if the KKK would accept Charles II, a tall black man, as a candidate for Grand Dragon, I will withdraw my theory and lock myself in a monastary or something!  
> Many types are considered black and coloured. I feel that people who identify with images of Moors are very clear about who they are and what they are.  
> I do not think that albinism affects the organs or the brains, but I wonder why people have so much trouble considering all my sources and arguments and just pick away at them piece by piece.

Exactly, it can be imprecise. “Swarthy” is used to describe Indians, Chinese, Pakistanis, Arabs, Italians… That does not imply Negro heritage. And since it is so imprecise, you cannot use a description of Charles II as the “swarthy Stuart” to claim that it means that he was absolutely Negro. He could just have easily been Han Chinese or Pakistani, by that description.

Black, as others have pointed out, was used to describe hair color. Although “black” was used to describe some people as early as the 1620’s, I find it far more likely that someone would’ve been called the “Blackamore Boy” if they were describing his skin and not his hair.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/329 "2010-01-02T20:10:33Z")

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And what is all this about King Charles II being a “tall black man” and not being a suitable candidate for a KKK leader (whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean)?

[Here](http://century21photo.com/C21P/Artists/Dyck/vandyck29.JPG) is a portrait of the young King Charles II, by Anthony Van Dyck, looking very cute in a little miniature suit of cuirassier’s armour - now tell me, is that the kind of boy who will grow up into a black man? Look at his squared-off bangs of obviously straight, European hair; his red cheeks; his nose and mouth which do not look even remotely African.

Now look at [this portrait](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Charles_II_%28de_Champaigne%29.jpg) of an older Charles II (my favorite portrait of him by far - it was painted while he was in exile at the court of Louis XIV, and he can be seen wearing a beautiful scalloped suit of French cuirassier armour.) Obviously he has dark hair, but other than that, where are the “black” features? He has a very large, strong, French nose, which he inherited from the Bourbons on his mother’s side - it doesn’t look remotely African. His hair and eyes are dark but his skin itself seems rather light. It is really clutching at straws to call this man “black”.

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**Author:** ![annelions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@annelions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annelions)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/330 "2010-01-02T20:26:42Z")

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Also, the practice of calling someone “black” because of their hair can still be seen today in English in the phrase “tall, dark and handsome”. If a woman says she wants to marry a man that is tall, dark and handsome… she’s not talking about marrying a Negro man. She’s talking about marrying a man with brown or black hair and brown eyes.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/331 "2010-01-02T20:40:13Z")

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Very true. [Mikołaj “the Black” Radziwiłł](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miko%C5%82aj_%22the_Black%22_Radziwi%C5%82%C5%82) was not called that because he was African in origin - it was to distinguish him from his red-haired cousin [Mikołaj “the Red” Radziwiłł](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miko%C5%82aj_%22the_Red%22_Radziwi%C5%82%C5%82)

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/332 "2010-01-02T20:41:30Z")

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Yet, a “brown-eyed handsome man” is code for African-American.  
Not that lends any credence to the nonsense being spouted by the OP.

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**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/333 "2010-01-02T23:37:46Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> You know, this is called a discussion site, but I cannot see you, and I do not know your views on anything. I do not recall you aknowledging any of my sources and arguments. Its just you demanding in a high tone of voice evidence.

But you haven’t given me any source that backs up your claim that the US revolution and subsequent racism was a result of oppression by _black_ nobility.

> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> If you yourself did any research, you might better understand my problems in getting to the facts.

I’ve done quite a bit of research into the American revolutionary period (I grew up two miles from John Adams’ burial site, which kindled my interest). Nowhere have I seen any evidence that the revolutionaries thought that European nobility were black.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/334 "2010-01-03T00:21:02Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> Well think of Chines americans who came to the US many, many generations ago and still look and sound chinese. Imagine them having military power and science, and ruling america. This is what I’m describing with my research 1500-1789, explaining racism. Perhaps by taking the chinese as an example we can bypass the fear or loathing or hatred blacks inspire in many persons.

To heck with hypothetical Chinese, what about the Jews who still look and sound Jewish and rule America, not in 1789 but (to hear some tell it) today?

In other words, I’ve no idea what point you’re trying to make.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/335 "2010-01-03T00:26:22Z")

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Anyway, enough with the quibbling over the factual accuracy of the OP’s so-called historical research. Let’s acknowledge this whole shtick for what it is - a rude and arrogant attempt to take someone else’s history, discredit it, and claim it as your own. In other words, it’s what Afrocentrism is all about. It deserves no more credence than the Christian Identity movement or Hitler’s krazy theories about the ancient “Aryans.” Believe it or not, **Egmond,** whitey got along just fine without secretly-black leaders at the helm of everything.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/336 "2010-01-03T00:57:57Z")

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> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> My reserach is about 1500-1789  
> You know about Alexander Pushkins greatgranddaughter who maried a grandchild of Victoria?  
> She is described as having negro hair and lesbian tendencies too.

:rolleyes:

[Pushkin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Pushkin)’s great-grandmother was a black slave. And [said grandaughter](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_of_Merenberg) married a descendent of Nicholas I of Russia, NOT Queen Victoria.

> [@Egmond\_Codfried](#):
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> His cousins Louis XIV’s body was black as ink, when viewed in the 18th century.

:smack:

My dad is a mortician. He can tell that when you dig up a body after so long, it is going to be black, due to _decomposition_.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/337 "2010-01-03T01:05:00Z")

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Her husband was [Grand Duke Michael Mikhailovich of Russia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Duke_Michael_Mikhailovich_of_Russia), grandson of Nicholas I. The first only Russian monarch to be related to Victoria was Nicholas II, who married her granddaugter.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/338 "2010-01-03T01:15:01Z")

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You folks can continue to post to this thread, but I have to wonder why anyone bothers.

The OP is filled with wild suppositions that have already been demonstrated to be the result of a fact free re-interpretation of history. Nothing that anyone posts is going to persuade him that his odd beliefs are not “true,” and no one else is going to be persuaded to believe his odd claims. Responding simply gives him the hope that he will persuade someone with his strange expressions.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/339 "2010-01-03T01:25:32Z")

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I’m bored and “Iron Chef” is a repeat. 😛

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-europe-1500-1789-a-black-civilisation/522194/340 "2010-01-03T01:33:09Z")

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Fair enough.  
(You’ve got pr0n blocked on your puter? 😃 )

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