# Was HandsomeGorilla banned because he was ugly?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132>\
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**Created:** [July 25, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132 "2015-07-25T03:16:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/1 "2015-07-25T03:16:36Z")

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Or because he wouldn’t shut up about it? I ask because I’m no prize pig, but I don’t want to get banned for it.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/2 "2015-07-25T03:22:32Z")

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You so pretty

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/3 "2015-07-25T03:37:51Z")

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If every ugly person on the SDMB was banned, only the mods would be left.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/4 "2015-07-25T03:56:52Z")

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But I thought he was handsome? 😕

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**Author:** ![Habeed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a587f6/32.png) [@Habeed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habeed)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/5 "2015-07-25T04:01:02Z")

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Why was he banned? I ain’t saying he was the best poster, but he did seem to add content as it were…

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/6 "2015-07-25T04:34:07Z")

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We’re not allowed to say why in this forum, but **Miller** gave a clue in his [Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763245).

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**Author:** ![Habeed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a587f6/32.png) [@Habeed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habeed)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/7 "2015-07-25T05:08:05Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> We’re not allowed to say why in this forum, but **Miller** gave a clue in his [Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=763245).

He says “troll”.

The thread you linked, to me expresses the simple realistic fact that most people’s “advice” to those who aren’t getting women is worthless. Fact is, if you ain’t getting any, it may be because the deck is stacked against you and not because you just need to “talk to them more” or “be more confident”.

He had another thread about feeling nervous when talking to white people.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/8 "2015-07-25T05:41:50Z")

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He was banned for being tongue-tied around white people.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-handsomegorilla-banned-because-he-was-ugly/726132/9 "2015-07-25T06:41:07Z")

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If you have a question about why someone has been banned when there is no announcement, please contact a moderator. In this case, I think the answer is very obvious. This is closed.
