# Was I being "baited" at this Asian foot massage place?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 13, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040 "2017-01-13T15:33:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/21 "2017-01-13T23:04:33Z")

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If you have a scantily clad Oriental lady at the front desk then calling yourself a legitimate massage place is rather difficult.

You were not being “baited”, rather checked out. If you had responded to her then you would have gotten a massage on a different appendage. It’s just deniability for the law if illegal in your area and to allow them to maintain a large non-sexual massage clientele if not illegal .

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/22 "2017-01-13T23:16:42Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Do places like that even exist anymore? The ones that are into “those kind” of massages? Call be blissfully ignorant (or stupid I guess) but I hesitate to believe they are.

You’d be wrong. There was one less than a mile from my house that was busted about two years ago. It was on the second floor of little strip mall (heh!) with a small, very ordinary sign.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/23 "2017-01-13T23:43:40Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> She must have thought you were telling her to beat it. Or not to.

He was baited by a master.  
With a line that open someone had to take the bait

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/24 "2017-01-13T23:59:15Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> He was baited by a master.

She may have been a master, but she didn’t 'bate him.

d&r

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**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/25 "2017-01-14T05:25:40Z")

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You know, this has gone on long enough. These people have got to be stopped. Email me the address and I’ll do a thorough investigation.

Dennis

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**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/26 "2017-01-14T06:29:57Z")

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> [@Ruken](#):
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> Besides, some people prefer small hands.

AND

didn’t like Hilary

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/27 "2017-01-14T06:42:34Z")

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Too…many…political…jokes! Head asploding…

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**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-i-being-baited-at-this-asian-foot-massage-place/777040/28 "2017-01-14T16:17:13Z")

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> [@AK84](#):
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> If you have a scantily clad Oriental lady at the front desk then calling yourself a legitimate massage place is rather difficult.

It reminds me of that episode of the TV show **Sledge Hammer!** where they’re looking for a suspect who frequents massage parlors.

**Hammer:** Oh, great; we’ll never find him! There must be thousands of those “massage” joints in this city!

**Doreau** : No, actually, I think he just goes there for a massage.

**Hammer:** Oh. Well, there’s only about three of those.

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