# Washington v. Dallas! Wooo! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579 "2001-10-15T22:36:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/1 "2001-10-15T22:36:49Z")
If you post here, you really have no life. This is the most non-interesting game, between the two most suck football teams of all time. Don’t post. Seriously. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/2 "2001-10-15T23:57:42Z")
I’ll put a nickel on Dallas. Hey, they both suck, but Dallas had a few good years. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/3 "2001-10-16T00:03:21Z")
Hey, I’ve bought a one way ticket on board the [Redskins Suck Wagon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90098), straight down that slippery slope to football oblivion. Dallas? Ha. Bush league. The 'Skins represent true suckosity, baby. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/4 "2001-10-16T00:05:26Z")
How do y’all like that shit, now? 'Bout time we spread some of that misery around. Loooooong-suffering Saints’ fan here. ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/5 "2001-10-16T00:51:43Z")
Hmm, I wonder what the lowest-rated Monday Night game in history is? Think this one could beat it? ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/6 "2001-10-16T01:27:18Z")
That’s “Wooo!” as in [sub]wooo.[/sub] :rolleyes: …isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![TexasSpur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a6a055/32.png) [@TexasSpur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexasSpur)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/7 "2001-10-16T01:34:44Z")
I guarantee that this game gets good ratings. Dallas, even when they suck, draws viewers. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/8 "2001-10-16T02:43:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TexasSpur \* > \*\*I guarantee that this game gets good ratings. Dallas, even when they suck, draws viewers. \*\* \*_TexasSpur_, I have always admired you loyalty to Texas in general and to Dallas in particular, if not your grasp of reality. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/9 "2001-10-16T02:45:46Z")
Speaking of suck, anyone watching the A’s play? They forgot to stop at the junkyard on their way to the park to get new mitts. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/10 "2001-10-16T20:06:21Z")
[http://espn.go.com/gen/news/2001/1016/1264787.html](http://espn.go.com/gen/news/2001/1016/1264787.html) I thought this article was worth sharing in regards to this post. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-v-dallas-wooo/87579/11 "2001-10-16T20:47:10Z")
The game sucked, but I kept surfing between the A’s-Yanks and that Monday Night Abortion. God, I’m such a die-hard sports fan, that I would still watch these two loser football teams in-between innings. I did notice the increasing amount of silicon usage in the ranks of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. 😃