# wasted,,,can't hold on...good night **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365 "2000-03-31T04:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bedboy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@bedboy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bedboy4)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/1 "2000-03-31T04:23:00Z")
zzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/2 "2000-03-31T04:25:00Z")
## totally wasted?? can I join you? whatever ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/3 "2000-03-31T04:32:00Z")
Shhh… Quiet guys. Now, who’s got the shaving cream? * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/4 "2000-03-31T04:32:00Z")
Give me a little time to catch up… I’m halfway there already(as he reaches for the JD) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/5 "2000-03-31T04:36:00Z")
::whisper:: I thought _you_ were supposed to bring the shaving cream MrKnowItAll. I was responsible for the lipstick and toenail polish! Maybe we can just **wax** his ass instead? ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/6 "2000-03-31T04:49:00Z")
[whispering] Damn. Lemme check my bag. Handcuffs. Fart-in-a-can. Curlers. Polaroid. Mixing bowl and bottle of lukewarm water. 4 disposable razors. Fake vomit. Nope, no shaving cream. I’ll go check his medicine cabinet. [/whispering] ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/7 "2000-03-31T04:57:00Z")
Hey. While you’re in there, smear some toothpaste on the toilet seat. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/8 "2000-03-31T11:11:00Z")
I brought the Nair. Say bye-bye, eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/9 "2000-03-31T15:23:00Z")
Guys, only shave _one_ of his legs. And don’t forget to put peanut butter on his hair. ---
**Author:** ![Moonshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Moonshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonshine)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/10 "2000-03-31T15:36:00Z")
I don’t know why, but I kind of expected Coldfire to be on this thread somewhere… 🙂 * * * It only hurts when I laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/11 "2000-03-31T16:02:00Z")
Me? Not a chance! ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/12 "2000-03-31T16:14:00Z")
You guys are forgetting the most important thing: the _camera_! This is a Kodak moment if ever I saw one. * * * TMR LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/13 "2000-03-31T16:33:00Z")
bedboy4 - posted 03-28-2000 09:48AM > [@](#): > > my very last reply…you guys need to get a fucking life…its pathetic…especially you fucking pathetic lonely housewives, who think they are so witty when they beat up on a newbie poster…this is the worst bbs I’ve ever seen, and coldfire, you are not even funny in the least bit, and I’m pretty sure everyone will agree with me on that…since I’m gonna be banned any second…because I said some disparaging remarks to you oh so hip dopers, get a grip you fucking losers…ciao Well? What’s the feckin’ story, peedinthebedboy? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/14 "2000-03-31T17:15:00Z")
You gotta hand it to him, he’s sticking in there despite all the abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wasted-cant-hold-on-good-night/15365/15 "2000-03-31T22:27:00Z")
Well, he never LAUGHED about one of my jokes… gotta give him that. Otherwise: what’s the story, bedboy4? Even Rocky managed to get to 6. * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _