# Watch-a-long Oscar thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 1, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821 "2004-03-01T01:14:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/1 "2004-03-01T01:14:24Z")
Starting soon and I am as usual staying up all night to watch. I am usually slightly late for work in the morning because it goes long. They start at 2.30 am here.
Anyone want to join me in watching? We can bitch about bad dresses and be outraged on our favourite actors near misses. Interestingly enough I should know who wins about ten seconds before the rest of you as we are getting it without the anti-nipple-delay.
Speaking of which, the girl interviewng on the red carpet is only about a half an inch from triggering the anti-nipple-shutdown, that is one low cut dress! :eek:
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### Author:  [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/2 "2004-03-01T01:37:58Z")
_Thanks,_ Oscars. Billy Crystal’s flabby tits are now burned into my brain.
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/3 "2004-03-01T01:40:44Z")
What’s the opposite of laughing? 'Cause that what Billy’s making me do.
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### Author:  [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/4 "2004-03-01T01:41:49Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy** , if we are going on what Crystal is making us do, then the opposite of laughing is poking my eyes out with forks.
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### Author:  [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/5 "2004-03-01T01:43:16Z")
I thought the opening sequence was hilarious, particularly the Michael Moore being squashed by an oliphant bit.
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### Author:  [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/6 "2004-03-01T01:43:45Z")
“_Return of the King_ received 11 nominations, one for each ending.” – Good one there.
Oh no, the singing segment is starting…time to see what is on ESPN.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/7 "2004-03-01T01:51:32Z")
Caught a brief glimpse of Jim Carrey. Where the hell did his hair go?
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### Author:  [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/8 "2004-03-01T01:54:29Z")
I am always a little surprised that Tim Robbins is so tall… he seems a lot shorter than he is…
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/9 "2004-03-01T01:54:52Z")
Anyone else bothered by Liv Tyler’s boxy-looking black dress (she was interviewed on the runway)? I wasn’t crazy about her asymmetric hairstyle, either, but the dress was the main offender, which managed to be both sacklike and strappy.
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### Author:  [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/10 "2004-03-01T01:55:36Z")
I missed the beginning. Who are the winners so far?
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/11 "2004-03-01T01:56:21Z")
I think Jim shaved it for a movie.
Good on Robbins for not shitting all over his honor with some asinine political comment.
I would like to make love with CJZ. Tonight, if possible.
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### Author:  [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/12 "2004-03-01T01:57:28Z")
On a DVD message board, I posted my predictions for tonight. So far, I’m winning with Robbins for Best Supporting Actor.
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/13 "2004-03-01T01:57:29Z")
Which will now never happen since I got her initials wrong. Sorry Catherine.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/14 "2004-03-01T01:58:11Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> Good on Robbins for not shitting all over his honor with some asinine political comment.
I thought he was going to for a second there.
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/15 "2004-03-01T02:00:09Z")
Want.to.touch.the.nipples.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/16 "2004-03-01T02:00:31Z")
Angelina Jolie has boobies.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/17 "2004-03-01T02:02:04Z")
High five, **Bruce**.
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### Author:  [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/18 "2004-03-01T02:03:50Z")
Woah !!! **Angelina Jolie** made a truly revealing presentation.
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### Author:  [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/19 "2004-03-01T02:04:13Z")
That’ll have to be with the left hand. 😉
New jokes called and wanted a word with Robin Williams.
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/20 "2004-03-01T02:05:34Z")
Yeah, but the man still does a great Elmer Fudd…
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