# Watch-a-long Oscar thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 1, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821 "2004-03-01T01:14:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/21 "2004-03-01T02:07:52Z")
I know that it might be uncomfortable for a man of large girth to dress nicely, to wear a tie properly, so I’ll defer to comment on Peter Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/22 "2004-03-01T02:08:52Z")
I’m making a cocktail. _Looks at weekend leftovers_ I guess that a Rasberry Three Olive vodka and OJ. Shut up. It would be a crown and coke but I’m out of coke. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/23 "2004-03-01T02:09:56Z")
> [@jehovah68](#): > > I know that it might be uncomfortable for a man of large girth to dress nicely, to wear a tie properly, so I’ll defer to comment on Peter Jackson. I bet he and Michael Moore shop together. Holding hands. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/24 "2004-03-01T02:10:07Z")
Anyone see if he is wearing shorts? I have never seen him in long trous. PJ that is. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/25 "2004-03-01T02:10:48Z")
Hey, this could be \*\*Bruce Daddy’s \*\* lucky night… seeing how CZ-J has “no nails” and wouldn’t be as able to claw at his face as usual. Extra credit to the first person who comes up with a hilarious real-life analogue to the typo initials “CJZ”. C’mon, people, let’s put on our thinking caps! ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/26 "2004-03-01T02:11:50Z")
Sorry, was Shecky Crystal saying something? I leaped on the Mute the second I saw him. We need a drinking game here people… ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/27 "2004-03-01T02:12:50Z")
Ok… Who is the blue pregnant lady??? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/28 "2004-03-01T02:13:13Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > I’m making a cocktail. _Looks at weekend leftovers_ I guess that a Rasberry Three Olive vodka and OJ. > > Shut up. It would be a crown and coke but I’m out of coke. Crown Royal rocks is one of my favorite drinks. I KNOW Rene Zellweiger is not that stacked…what’d they put in that dress??? ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/29 "2004-03-01T02:14:23Z")
Thought the opening was absolutely hillarious. I was laughing out loud constantly. Keisha Castle Hughes’ mom is frickin HOT! Speaking of which, I think Johnny Depp has found his next fiance in Keisha. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/30 "2004-03-01T02:14:58Z")
Renee Zellweger looks great! I thought she was going to gain about 30 pounds to shoot the sequel to **Bridget Jones’ Diary** , which IMDB lists as being in post-production now. So apparently she’s already gained and lost that weight… color me impressed. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/31 "2004-03-01T02:15:57Z")
> [@Annie](#): > > We need a drinking game here people… Somebody gets booted with the music. Somebody has trouble opening the envelopee. ---
**Author:** ![Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raymond_luxury_yacht/32/4099_2.png) [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/32 "2004-03-01T02:16:01Z")
“I bought you two live rats…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/33 "2004-03-01T02:16:31Z")
The Blue Pregnant Lady is Marcia Gay Harden, and she’s having twins. Possibly tonight. I’ve seen pregnant guppies that were less distended than her. Jeesus. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/34 "2004-03-01T02:16:58Z")
Someone misspells envelope. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/35 "2004-03-01T02:17:46Z")
Tim Robbins won for Best Supporting for MYSTIC RIVER, which I’ve seen one columnist refer to as OSCAR BAIT. He actually gave a pretty good speech in which the only political bit was a plea for victims of abuse to seek help if they needed it. Aw, damn, FINDING NEMO over THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE? NEMO was pretty good, but nobody beats les Triplettes. The opening montage was pretty good although the joke got old early on. Did love Michael Moore getting crushed by the Oliphaunt. Hee hee, revenge is best served cold. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/36 "2004-03-01T02:18:27Z")
> [@jehovah68](#): > > “I bought you two live rats…” I am just gobsmacked that he is married to a lady! Well, you know what happens when you assume… ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/37 "2004-03-01T02:19:18Z")
> [@The Scrivener](#): > > The Blue Pregnant Lady is Marcia Gay Harden, and she’s having twins. Possibly tonight. > > I’ve seen pregnant guppies that were less distended than her. Jeesus. Ok… Who is she? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/38 "2004-03-01T02:20:21Z")
Don’t get me wrong, **Scrivener** , I love her, and I think she’s a great actress, just, dress is a bit misleading. Am I the only person who thinks Shohreh Aghdashloo is a lock? ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/39 "2004-03-01T02:20:26Z")
Pregnant smegnant, no excuse for that beehive Ms. Harden! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821/40 "2004-03-01T02:20:52Z")
Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and Steve Martin should appear on stage together in a spoof of The Three Tenors. Call 'em The Three Hams… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-a-long-oscar-thread/231821.md?page=3)