# Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212 "2005-09-30T16:00:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/1 "2005-09-30T16:00:39Z")
Why would I want to? For one thing, anal sex seems terribly unhygenic. For another, I’m not particularly entralled by Angelina Jolie (though I do know how to spell ‘Angelina’). And I’m not getting any play anyway, so why should I watch other people having a good time. And I’m not convinced the spammer’s e-mail address is legitimate. ISPs should have a programme in place that verifies senders’ addresses before sending the e-mail to the recipient. ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/2 "2005-09-30T16:03:10Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Why would I want to? For one thing, anal sex seems terribly unhygenic. For another, I’m not particularly entralled by Angelina Jolie (though I do know how to spell ‘Angelina’). And I’m not getting any play anyway, so why should I watch other people having a good time. Are you _human_? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/3 "2005-09-30T16:04:37Z")
What, no link? ---
**Author:** ![surrotobeinMD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@surrotobeinMD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/surrotobeinMD)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/4 "2005-09-30T16:05:37Z")
I’m with ya on the unhygenic part. If you’ve ever used an herbal supplement to cleanse your colon of unsightly parasites and years of buildup, then the last thing you think about is plugging it back up all in the name of passion. Nope, no thanks. Although I do think Angelina is hot. And I’m a girl. ---
**Author:** ![citybadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/45deac/32.png) [@citybadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citybadger)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/5 "2005-09-30T16:06:42Z")
Actually I bet this is simply an attempt by the OP to fish for Google Ads that might appeal to him. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/6 "2005-09-30T16:06:49Z")
I predict this thread will live a long and healthy life. Ah. Warms the cockles of my heart, it does. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/7 "2005-09-30T16:08:48Z")
> [@parthenokinesis](#): > > Are you _human_? DO you have Need To Know? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/8 "2005-09-30T16:09:22Z")
It’s an ALIEN! Klaatu barada nikto, yo. _makes Vulcan peace sign_ ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/9 "2005-09-30T16:13:49Z")
> [@citybadger](#): > > Actually I bet this is simply an attempt by the OP to fish for Google Ads that might appeal to him. 😛 You mean like these? \*\*Are You Clean Inside? \*\* death begins in the colon. **Poop It All Out** get it all out with oxy-powder, **8-Day Colon Cleanse-Detox** **Original Parasite Cleanse** Are you feeling OK, \*\*Johnny L.A \*\*? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/10 "2005-09-30T16:15:19Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > You mean like these? GAH!!! More spam!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/11 "2005-09-30T16:44:19Z")
Now we’ve got ads for anti-spam software. I’d really prefer Angelina to those. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/12 "2005-09-30T16:55:40Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > For one thing, anal sex seems terribly unhygenic. Um, _most_ kinds of sex are “terribly unhygenic.” If you’re doin’ it right, anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/13 "2005-09-30T16:59:41Z")
_Girl, InHerRumpted?_ ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/14 "2005-09-30T17:16:18Z")
Count me disappointed… ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/15 "2005-09-30T17:30:54Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > You mean like these? > > \*\*Are You Clean Inside? \*\* > death begins in the colon. > > **Poop It All Out** > get it all out with oxy-powder, > > **8-Day Colon > Cleanse-Detox** > > **Original Parasite Cleanse** > > Are you feeling OK, \*\*Johnny L.A \*\*? Think that’ll work? Colon, colon, colon, cleansing clean clean colon. And just for fun, ice cream Hitler bicycle. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/16 "2005-09-30T18:49:49Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Think that’ll work? Colon, colon, colon, cleansing clean clean colon. > > And just for fun, ice cream Hitler bicycle. Do you think the mods could be persuaded to create a forum where we do nothing but fish for Google ads for fun? I have so much fun with them. I predict a ruling soon about not hijacking threads with mention of Google ads. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/17 "2005-09-30T19:03:14Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > For one thing, anal sex seems terribly unhygenic. As \*\*Misnomer \*\* says, if sex isn’t messy, you aren’t doin’ it right. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/18 "2005-09-30T19:32:59Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > As \*\*Misnomer \*\* says, if sex isn’t messy, you aren’t doin’ it right. Hell, I’m not doing it at all! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/19 "2005-09-30T19:37:14Z")
…because I’m betting the best you’ll get is a clip from the movie [Original Sin](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218922/) which does indeed feature a scene wherein Ms. Jolie catches it in the poop chute. Not graphic or XXX level, to be sure, but she does sport the right expression on her face to lend verisimilitude to the scenario. Also features a very naked Antonio Banderas for those with the opposite set of glandular biases… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/20 "2005-09-30T19:38:01Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > As \*\*Misnomer \*\* says, if sex isn’t messy, you aren’t doin’ it right. Hell, I’m not doing it at all! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212.md?page=2)