# Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 30, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212 "2005-09-30T16:00:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/61 "2005-10-02T20:34:15Z")
Be honest now: how many people keep checking this thread just to see if someone’s managed to dredge up a link? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/62 "2005-10-02T22:43:13Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > This thread and this thread alone could possibly make me curious as to whether or not someone’s capable of getting collagen implants in their rectum. To add a little pucker to your, uh, pucker? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/63 "2005-10-03T01:54:29Z")
Spammers are gettting desparate. From ‘support’ at my ISP (with free virus attached!): NOTICE: **LAST WARNING** The ‘last’ warning was sent 14 times at 17:07. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/64 "2005-10-03T03:11:19Z")
> [@parthenokinesis](#): > > Aw, c’mon. I think a nice puffy anus is right purty. Nah. The flat, symmetrical balloon knot is all the rage this fall. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/65 "2005-10-03T03:20:20Z")
> [@parthenokinesis](#): > > Aw, c’mon. I think a nice puffy anus is right purty. Nah. The flat, symmetrical balloon knot is all the rage this fall. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ReubenH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a6a055/32.png) [@ReubenH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReubenH)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/66 "2005-10-03T11:58:17Z")
I just noticed that **Angelina Jolie** is an anagram of **I join anal glee** and **I enjoi anal gel** … Lucky Brad, I say! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/67 "2005-10-03T22:29:24Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > :eek: :eek: :eek: > > That would quite possibly be the worst possible cosmetic surgery available. I’m trying to figure out what would be worse, ass-collagen, or ass-Botox. “I would like to poop, but I no longer have any control over my ass.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/68 "2005-10-04T00:45:55Z")
> [@KKBattousai](#): > > I’m trying to figure out what would be worse, ass-collagen, or ass-Botox. > > “I would like to poop, but I no longer have any control over my ass.” :eek: Nah, the multiple ass lift syndrome would be worse–eventually the brown eye would have an eerily Asian, stretched sideways appearance, and every fart would be an adventure in paranoia for every person within a hundred feet… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/69 "2005-10-04T01:01:44Z")
> [@ReubenH](#): > > I just noticed that **Angelina Jolie** is an anagram of **I join anal glee** and **I enjoi anal gel** … > > Lucky Brad, I say! And I would like to say, welcome, and Hail, goodfellow, well met. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/70 "2005-10-04T01:06:21Z")
> [@brownie55](#): > Okay, your username is just making me laugh right now–MUCH too apropos! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/71 "2005-10-04T01:07:57Z")
> [@brownie55](#): > > And I would like to say, welcome, and Hail, goodfellow, well met. Okay, that would have been much more effective if I’d left the quote in… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/72 "2005-10-04T01:09:07Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Okay, your username is just making me laugh right now–MUCH too apropos! 🆒 Welcome. Your really gonna “fit in” here I can see already. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/73 "2005-10-04T01:54:20Z")
> [@Nic2004](#): > > Welcome. Your really gonna “fit in” here I can see already. 😃 I’m not sure how to take that comment, posted in a poop chute thread… 😕 And could someone please pass the Astroglide? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/74 "2005-10-04T12:46:52Z")
_“Hey, is that your rectum or Joan Rivers with pink eye?”_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/75 "2005-10-04T13:15:21Z")
> [@surrotobeinMD](#): > > I’m with ya on the unhygenic part. If you’ve ever used an herbal supplement to cleanse your colon of **unsightly parasites and years of buildup** , then the last thing you think about is plugging it back up all in the name of passion. > > Nope, no thanks. Although I do think Angelina is hot. And I’m a girl. You’re missing the point. This is a chance to replace them with comely parasites and a fresh buildup. I, for one, welcome our new Anal Overlords! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/76 "2005-10-04T13:29:52Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > I’m not sure how to take that comment, posted in a poop chute thread… 😕 Actually, the thread is a little rant about spam. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/77 "2005-10-04T13:45:29Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Actually, the thread is a little rant about spam. 😛 Ya gotta admit, they’re very similar subjects. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212/78 "2005-10-04T13:47:40Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Ya gotta admit, they’re very similar subjects. Not really. Anal intercourse is being rammed up the arse. Spam is… Oh. Okay. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-aneglina-jolie-taking-it-in-the-ass/324212.md?page=3)