# Watch HOT chicks getting fu....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 13, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884 "2003-05-13T05:02:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/1 "2003-05-13T05:02:22Z")

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A spammer has invaded [Comments on Cecils Column](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1).

Dopers are being invited to “Watch HOT chicks getting fucked hard on videos and on webcams with sound now! Enjoy:”  
with a link included.

It will all be deleted soon.

Some people.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/2 "2003-05-13T05:05:58Z")

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Ok, it seems he is making his rounds to all the forums.

Mods have been notified.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/3 "2003-05-13T05:15:35Z")

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Wow. He’s a dedicated little bugger. 55 posts already.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/4 "2003-05-13T05:18:33Z")

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He’s trying to catch **handy** on his first night.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/5 "2003-05-13T05:21:29Z")

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I’m wondering if it’s automated

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/6 "2003-05-13T05:32:29Z")

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I’m sure it is.

It would be funny if that link really pointed to one of the Sex threads that are so popular lately.

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**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/7 "2003-05-13T05:41:18Z")

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But I wanted to see HOT chicks getting funky! Goddamnit you people are prudes.

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/8 "2003-05-13T05:47:29Z")

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He’s up to 79 posts. But I see Czarcasm is online now, so the smackdown is forthcoming.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/9 "2003-05-13T05:47:30Z")

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Watch him get banned for HAWT HAWT SPAMMING ACTION!

I’m getting hot right now just thinking about it…

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/10 "2003-05-13T05:57:12Z")

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Banned at last.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/11 "2003-05-13T05:58:17Z")

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[All is well now.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=34974)

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/12 "2003-05-13T05:59:04Z")

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The banhammer nailed him at 85 posts.

I wonder if that is some kind of record. 15 more and he could have had a post party.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/13 "2003-05-13T06:01:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by j\_kat\_251 \*  
> \*\*But I wanted to see HOT chicks getting funky! Goddamnit you people are prudes. \*\*

You want to see immature poultry with hyperthermia smell bad? Boy, you **are** weird! :eek:

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/14 "2003-05-13T06:02:28Z")

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I was hoping to “Watch HOT chicks getting fu” manchu mustaches. ever since [www.specialwhoreswithfacialhairs.com](http://www.specialwhoreswithfacialhairs.com) went down, I’ve been bummed.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/15 "2003-05-13T06:05:01Z")

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But I didn’t get to see the link fast enough before he got banned - and dammit, I want to see hot chicks getting fucked hard! ☹

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/16 "2003-05-13T06:09:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> \*\*But I didn’t get to see the link fast enough before he got banned - and dammit, I want to see hot chicks getting fucked hard! ☹
> 
> Esprix \*\*

I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but aren’t you gay?

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**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/17 "2003-05-13T06:10:20Z")

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Way back when I was in sixth grade, I volunteered to help the kindergarteners with their little chicken expose - six eggs in an aquarium with a heat lamp. Believe me after 3 months, those chicks were getting really funky. 😃

BTW, does anyone think that this:

> [@](#):
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> Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:  
> Incredible Offers (KBWOBTPZIO) [mfpabc1@yahoo.com](mailto:mfpabc1@yahoo.com)  
> Incredible Offers  
> 240 Milton Road  
> BRISBANE, QLD 4064  
> AU  
> 847 962 2802

is real? It’s such a long way for me to drive, and my two-by-four would likely be confiscated at the U.S. stopover. 😉  
I’d report this to their “abuse@” e-mail as they ask, but goshdarnit, something tells me that’s a bad idea.

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**Author:** ![Bean\_Counter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bean\_Counter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bean_Counter)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/18 "2003-05-13T06:16:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blalron \*  
> \*\*I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but aren’t you gay? \*\*

Wanna borrow my comb to straighten your hair out? The wind-blown look went out with the '80s.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/19 "2003-05-13T06:21:07Z")

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**Esprix** ’s gay!:eek:

😛

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-hot-chicks-getting-fu/174884/20 "2003-05-13T06:21:35Z")

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It was such a fucking rip off. The site wanted your email address. I wasn’t ready to fall for that scam. Judging by my prior experience, it would suck up your email address and lead you on a wild goose chase that will turn up fruitless.

Sorry folks, there’s no pot of gold at the end of the porn rainbow.

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