# Watch me get all SDMB sappy on yo' asses **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589 "2000-10-27T14:19:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/21 "2000-10-27T20:12:47Z")
Goddam hearing aid… ::changes batteries:: OK, now I’m good, (I think so anyway, at worst I will need this repeated one more time after this) Come again? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/22 "2000-10-27T20:18:14Z")
Nope, you blew it. I ablolutely refuse to repeat my self three times. :: checks post count :: Yep, no more Mr. Nice Guy over here. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/23 "2000-10-27T20:19:28Z")
Hey, mouthbreather, congratulations on hitting the big quadruple digits. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/24 "2000-10-27T20:19:52Z")
Hey everyone, look! Jack’s next post will be his 1000th! Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/25 "2000-10-27T20:21:55Z")
d’oh, a few seconds late on the draw. You too, Jack! I can say, now that I have reached 1000, that I dont know how I survived only having triple digits. It’s all good times from here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/26 "2000-10-27T21:01:57Z")
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/27 "2000-10-28T05:37:45Z")
Wow, looks like I only need to post my congrats another 721 times. It’s gonna be a long night… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/28 "2000-10-28T05:57:32Z")
I’m sorry Ender, I didn’t quite get that. Could you say it again? [sub]Are you sure your up for this foolishness?[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/29 "2000-10-28T05:58:12Z")
Happy thousand and happy birthday, **mouthbreather**. But you stay away from my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/30 "2000-10-28T06:17:20Z")
Anybody know of a way to teach bees to type? And don’t ask me to repeat myself, I want to avoid the appearance of senility. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/31 "2000-10-28T10:26:48Z")
Happy Birthday, Mouthbreather! And congrats on the thousand posts, too! [sub]You planned it this way, didn’t you?[/sub] I will, however, have to pass on the birthday spankings. And, uh, no thanks to your generous offer of “honey”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/32 "2000-10-28T16:26:19Z")
Jack, I seriously considered responding a good 5 to 10 times last night, but then I said, “um…ya know, sleep kinda sounds a lot better.” I’m up now though. Let’s rumble!!! [sub]hmm…ya know, food sounds a lot better[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/33 "2000-10-29T02:03:54Z")
Sorry Ender, I don’t think I’m capable of pretending to be deaf for 720 or so posts. Tell you what - you can pretend I just keep asking you to repeat yourself, and you can pad yourself right up to the ol’ 1000 mark, and no one will be the wiser. Oooh, better idea - I’ll give you my password. You can do my idiotic responding for me. That way you can get to 1000 real easy and I’ll be well on my way to 2000. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/34 "2000-10-29T02:48:00Z")
What an opportunity! **Mouthbreather** shares a landmark with **JackBatty**! Two excellent, funny, bright posters and sincere congrats to both. Thanks for all the excellent posts–and the sly, sneaky ones too. But ‘scuse me while I break the rules…celebration; Ike beatin’ feet to escape winged stingers in pursuit of his hind end…Howdy Doody on the barbie, this is stellar! :::pulls up lawnchair; pops a creamy brew::: Anyone wanna make book on Ike vs the bees? Anyone wanna invest, _fast_, in Anusol? Anybody got any popcorn? Veb P.S. A genuinely unique post party! You guys rock. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/35 "2000-10-29T02:56:08Z")
Hey, thanks TVB, that just makes me all warm in fuzzy inside. I should probably see a doctor about that. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/36 "2000-10-29T02:57:26Z")
Sorry, I promise I didn’t mispell your name on purpose. I’m freshly back from a Dope-fest don’t you know - need I say more? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/37 "2000-10-30T11:55:51Z")
Dry, thanks. Mistah X, thanks, and GO STEELERS! 😃 And Veb, wow, I’ll just echo JB and say that I, too got the fuzzies from your post. Coming from you, I take that as a greater compliment than I would from most others. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/38 "2000-10-30T12:07:48Z")
happy brithday and congrats mate. And I’m not sure what you’re getting at Jack. Could you explain it please? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589/39 "2000-10-30T15:13:54Z")
ok, dpr, I’ll type this slowly so you should be able to follow it … I hit the 1000 post mark myself when I congratulated mouthbreather on his 1000[sup]th[/sup] post (and SDMB birthday). 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-me-get-all-sdmb-sappy-on-yo-asses/38589.md?page=1)