# Watch out for stoned bunnies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084 "2015-03-03T12:47:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/1 "2015-03-03T12:47:56Z")
Why, oh why, am I from Utah? [DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/?tid=pm_pop). Why couldn’t I be from some normal state? Stoned bunnies? Of course, that may be an improvement to many of the current residents, so perhaps we should welcome them. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/2 "2015-03-03T15:00:08Z")
I predict a new internet meme: videos of stoned bunnies doing cute stoned things like stoned people would do. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/3 "2015-03-03T15:05:25Z")
_A rabbit in every pot?_ ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/4 "2015-03-03T15:08:09Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _A rabbit in every pot?_ I believe that should be pot in every rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/5 "2015-03-03T16:03:31Z")
I got this mental image of of Bugs telling Daffy “I could make a bong out of that”. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/6 "2015-03-03T16:10:55Z")
Bunnies stoned on marijuana? What, is he afraid they’re going to sit around and eat grass? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/7 "2015-03-03T16:43:08Z")
I can see the restaurant warning now: _“Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after eating our Hasenpfeffer”._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/8 "2015-03-03T16:54:13Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > I can see the restaurant warning now: _“Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after eating our Hasenpfeffer”._ That explains why the King wanted Hasenpfeffer so badly. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/9 "2015-03-03T17:10:05Z")
Would anyone object to my using **Stoned Bunnies From Utah** as the name of my next rock band? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/10 "2015-03-03T18:56:53Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > I believe that should be pot in every rabbit. “Wabbit Season…!” " _giggle __giggle__ giggle__giggle_ What…?" ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/11 "2015-03-03T20:08:52Z")
I thought this was going to be a post about Easter having been on April 20 last year. But from what I’ve heard (my only cite being a stoner friend), the THC, the intoxicating chemical in marijuana plants, only works if it’s heated. Hence why weed is smoked or baked into food. So if you (or a rabbit) merely eat a marijuana plant, surely you wouldn’t get high from it? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/12 "2015-03-03T20:19:04Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I thought this was going to be a post about Easter having been on April 20 last year. > > But from what I’ve heard (my only cite being a stoner friend), the THC, the intoxicating chemical in marijuana plants, only works if it’s heated. Hence why weed is smoked or baked into food. So if you (or a rabbit) merely eat a marijuana plant, surely you wouldn’t get high from it? I’ve conducted experiments on this. Your friend is wrong. Really, really wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/13 "2015-03-03T20:22:03Z")
_“I deal in facts. I deal in science,”_ said special agent Matt Fairbanks, who’s been working in the state for a decade. Sounds like he should fit right in to this place. ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/14 "2015-03-03T20:32:10Z")
…if you go chasing rabbits… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/15 "2015-03-03T20:32:27Z")
So the expression “we fucked liked rabbits” will have to be changed to mean those times when she says “OK just stop, you’re never going to come.” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/16 "2015-03-04T01:22:14Z")
So that explains why the yard-bunnies are always hopping from patch of grass to patch of grass ---- munchies! ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/17 "2015-03-04T20:32:57Z")
This is the same story, but with a MUCH better headline: [DEA Agent Warns Utah of Pot-Crazed Rabbits](http://www.newser.com/story/203463/dea-agent-warns-utah-of-pot-crazed-rabbits.html) It’s why we played trivia last night under the name “Pot-Crazed Rabbits” because who wouldn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/18 "2015-03-04T21:40:33Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > This is the same story, but with a MUCH better headline: > > [DEA Agent Warns Utah of Pot-Crazed Rabbits](http://www.newser.com/story/203463/dea-agent-warns-utah-of-pot-crazed-rabbits.html) > > It’s why we played trivia last night under the name “Pot-Crazed Rabbits” because who wouldn’t? **“It’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on…!” “Hungry… Bunny… Munchies…?” “…Its got Great Big Pangs… It’ll do YOU a treat, mate…!”** ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/19 "2015-03-04T21:47:06Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D2ce7FWOAM8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH6BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGB4gQih_MA8=&rs=AOn4CLAO98JwsndRUTrj65EOvcNH7RW9qQ "Supremes - Stoned Love") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2ce7FWOAM8) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084/20 "2015-03-05T00:52:15Z")
Since nobody else has said it ---------- hopped up rabbits??? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/watch-out-for-stoned-bunnies/714084.md?page=2)