# \*waves hello\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504 "2007-06-18T20:21:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/41 "2007-06-19T05:08:56Z")
_points_ Over there. Take **Ms. Pumpkin** with you, please. Don’t forget the catapult. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/42 "2007-06-19T05:34:32Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _points_ Over there. Take **Ms. Pumpkin** with you, please. Don’t forget the catapult. [/QUOTE] Catapult? I forgot my helmet. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/43 "2007-06-19T05:39:07Z")
OMG she said the word of the day! Ladies and Gentleman, show her what’s she’s won! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/44 "2007-06-19T10:38:47Z")
FFXI? Come to the WoW side, we don’t have cookies but there’s cinnamom buns. **Pumpkin** , we need kitty pics! Kitty pics protect you from the goat, see? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/45 "2007-06-19T13:01:06Z")
Welcome **Oni no Maggie** , and thanks for delurking. I see you joined a few years ago; I’m guessing that you lurked for a while before paying the subscription dues. So you ought to know all about the goat and the calamari by now, and we can proceed directly to the fruit and whipped cream. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/46 "2007-06-19T16:07:04Z")
Dibs on the elderberries. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/47 "2007-06-19T20:19:07Z")
[QUOTE=Nava] **Pumpkin** , we need kitty pics! Kitty pics protect you from the goat, see? [/QUOTE] Here, kitty kitties, come protect mumma! [Dunkin](http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z57/Ms_Pumpkin1981/?action=view¤t=punkinhead.jpg) [Marshall](http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z57/Ms_Pumpkin1981/?action=view¤t=marshall4.jpg) [Abby](http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z57/Ms_Pumpkin1981/?action=view¤t=abster.jpg) [Penny and Abby during a rare truce](http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z57/Ms_Pumpkin1981/?action=view¤t=abbypenny.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/48 "2007-06-19T20:22:02Z")
Aww. Cats. 🙂 🙂 :: silly smile :: :: falls over :: Bother. I’ve let the emu escape. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/49 "2007-06-19T20:23:22Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Aww. Cats. 🙂 🙂 :: silly smile :: :: falls over :: Bother. I’ve let the emu escape. [/QUOTE] Blast! We’ll have to throw her in the pit of KY and let her wrassle the shaved gorilla\* to get out! \*no, it’s not a euphemism. It SHOULD be. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/50 "2007-06-19T20:33:46Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Blast! We’ll have to throw her in the pit of KY and let her wrassle the shaved gorilla\* to get out! [/QUOTE] Whichever one of you shaved the gorilla, your drinks are on me! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/51 "2007-06-19T20:35:13Z")
Why, the squid did. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/52 "2007-06-20T02:56:00Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Why, the squid did. [/QUOTE] Damn straight. You won’t catch any of us trying to shave a gorilla with lime Jell-o™ and a cuttlebone. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/53 "2007-06-20T03:05:12Z")
No, we learned that lesson the hard way. Isn’t that right, Guy With Both Arms Ripped Off and Skull Caved In From The Subsequent Beating? … ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/54 "2007-06-20T04:17:29Z")
[QUOTE=OttoDaFe] Damn straight. You won’t catch any of us trying to shave a gorilla with lime Jell-o™ and a cuttlebone. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] No, we learned that lesson the hard way. Isn’t that right, Guy With Both Arms Ripped Off and Skull Caved In From The Subsequent Beating? [/QUOTE] See, now I’m new, and unaware. One of you could have taken all the credit for shaving the gorilla, and gotten free drinks AND my eternal admiration. Tsk, tsk. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/55 "2007-06-20T04:21:15Z")
There are some things the human mind and body were simply never meant to go too close to, and shaving a gorilla with lime Jell-O and a cittlebone is one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/56 "2007-06-20T04:25:53Z")
But…but…adore me! Adore meeeeeee! Do I have to pout or something? Fuck it. In with the cuttlefish you go! ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/57 "2007-06-20T04:34:05Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] But…but…adore me! Adore meeeeeee! Do I have to pout or something? Fuck it. In with the cuttlefish you go! [/QUOTE] _pulls **LOUNE** in with her_ ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/58 "2007-06-20T04:42:59Z")
[QUOTE=Ms. Pumpkin] _pulls **LOUNE** in with her_ [/QUOTE] Oh this is gonna be good… :: pulls up a chair :: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/59 "2007-06-20T04:43:47Z")
But you haven’t been catapulted yet. Now that I know your evil, twisted, demonic intentions, I’ll stand far away so I don’t get a cuttlefish-ing. 😛 to you. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504/60 "2007-06-20T04:47:39Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] …evil, twisted, demonic… [/QUOTE] Flattery won’t help you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/waves-hello/408504.md?page=4)